Marlon the greedy bastard needs tae stop with the eating out and takeaways or he'll fuhly resemble a pumpkin come Halloween! 
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Early bird special for tea ma lovelie so get back in yer ain lane and show some class xx
You read ma mind ma lovelie!Aww Mario and Derek are going to see a show named after them
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HAHAHA bleeping outstanding hen mwah
Abzalootley buckled as the leg of the living room table
As Marion would say, I know the assignment wellHAHAHA bleeping outstanding hen mwah
Abzalootley buckled as the leg of the living room table
I canโt wiat to see his day oot to Edinburgh.
FML
FML
But ma lovelie he can drop weight just like THAT *clicks strangler fingers together* Not a problem for oor Moira-Walter Mitty-McKnight!Marlon the greedy bastard needs tae stop with the eating out and takeaways or he'll fuhly resemble a pumpkin come Halloween!
WTFโฆ. Them spoons 
Iโll swear my granny had a collection of that type of shite hanging up all over the place!!
Thon bleep needs no more freebies โฆ mugs & spoons for the MUG MARIO .
โฆ. so aye,
Iโll swear my granny had a collection of that type of shite hanging up all over the place!!
Thon bleep needs no more freebies โฆ mugs & spoons for the MUG MARIO .
โฆ. so aye,
What are thooossseee? 
Surely they're meant to be hung up and not used?
Surely they're meant to be hung up and not used?
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How do people gift him things? Do they message him and ask for his address and he gives it them?
Back in ma laine a go mwah mwah xx
Back in ma laine a go mwah mwah xx
Thatโs what us normal gays would do ma lovelie.
Not been to CC Blooms in years!! Remember it before it got its make over? Was a hovel but a bloody great night out!A love the theatre so much but Beauty and The Beast is a step too far for me. Suppose Les Mis or Phantom of the Opera would be lost on someone that has 3 brain cells.
Mmmmโฆ. I can only presume so my lovelie, mwah!!!
Iโm going to contact him & send him a bleeping dictionary & also a calendar
Silly me I forgot itโll be the matinee showing theyโll be going to. Miller and carter for lunch and back home for seven nightie on aw warm and toasty like a wee pumpkin pie
And why say just came home to a gorgeous gift like he wasnโt expecting it, you must have been contacted you loon.
Miller & Carter... aww Marion hen you really need tae get wae the times. All the bespoke restaurants in the bleeping capital city of the country you live in and that gong can only stretch the imagination to book an early bird pensioners supper in a bleeping chain restaurant. Iโll put money on it theyโll not have a steak, theyโll definitely not have the iceberg lettuce with dressing and not on your bleeping Nellie will they be sharing a bottle of chateauneuf du pape. Marions mare a straight oot the cooncil tap if you ask me.
Smell the wealth ma lovelies
Smell the wealth ma lovelies
Just checked and itโs only a matinee on a Sunday so youโre right hen. Itโll be lunch special at M&C, matinee then train back to Beruit at 6 to get aw cosy.Silly me I forgot itโll be the matinee showing theyโll be going to. Miller and carter for lunch and back home for seven nightie on aw warm and toasty like a wee pumpkin pie
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