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Yep, again no names attached, so it's a Mario message to himself....What a dickAnd on today’s never bleeping happened we have:
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It’s the Premier Inn pillows all over again
Karma has struck me ma lovelies. Slagged up for a meeting, turned up, flustered fella looking like I'd caught him mid wank, found him in his office in a grubby trackie. "I thought we were zooming" Oh and I'd walked through the bastard rain to get there. 
It still ain't autumn though.
Sending yourself praise and pretending you make things sell out is cringe Mario, stop it. Nobody believes you.
It still ain't autumn though.
Sending yourself praise and pretending you make things sell out is cringe Mario, stop it. Nobody believes you.
It’s pissing down here and so muggy! As a fat bird I am not okKarma has struck me ma lovelies. Slagged up for a meeting, turned up, flustered fella looking like I'd caught him mid wank, found him in his office in a grubby trackie. "I thought we were zooming" Oh and I'd walked through the bastard rain to get there.
It still ain't autumn though.
Sending yourself praise and pretending you make things sell out is cringe Mario, stop it. Nobody believes you.
at least with the rain you can’t see the sweat pouring off me. Can’t believe that maggot had its heating on last night!
LOOOL he’s obviously ticked off that it’s been discussed here how he isn’t an influencer like he thinks he is and never will be so has resorted to - yet again - sending himself messages off a fake profile to desperately prove to tattle that he has some sort of influence what an absolute bleeping weapon of a boy. He really has sunk to a new low today and I bleeping love it!! He’s so rattled and bothered that his account is a failure
what an absolute bleeping weapon of a boy. He really has sunk to a new low today and I bleeping love it!! He’s so rattled and bothered that his account is a failure
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Mario, saviour of high fashion brands. He will be the face of Gucci SS22.
Personally I’d go for Barnardo’s SS22More like Primark SS22
Even they’re both a stretch hen.
2020 Marion - Ahhh absoluterly hate seasonal scents
2021 Marion - Ahhh love pumpkin spice wax melts.
We are aw trying to stay in oor ain lanes Marion and you’re bleeping zig zagging aw over the place ya toilet brush looking melt!
Man who hates seasonal scents now says pumpkin spice is his “fav”. Sort your freaking lies out, Marian, you’re a walking contradiction. And on the subject of melts, (the wax variety and him) how many more of those does that fire hazard of a bed sit need?
What a bellend and that is why this is ma “fav” Tattle page, ma lovelies.
What a bellend and that is why this is ma “fav” Tattle page, ma lovelies.
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Imagine going on a recommendation from this bleep.
I will say one thing for the wee scroat... At least it's not grey and white like hinches. He's used autumn colours. He's still a wee hobbit on this dayn of dawn so aye
I wore that on Saturday!
It's abzalootley stunnin ma lovelie, but am surprised you've heard of it since it's a wee company called Lancome that makes it, but noo I've chanted thum on fae the rooftops am sure it'll be a new dayn of dawn for their wee bespoke business. Ma platform, ma rules hen.I wore that on Saturday!
Aww ffs we are now going on a miller and carter and fkin beauty and the beast journeeee 
buckle up lovelies
buckle up lovelies He's skipped right too autumn and is now getting winter vibes. Is he cutting pages out of his calender? Like ripping months out? Jesus
I don’t think Miller & Carter do rice, chicken balls and chips, or happy meals for the wee yin (Derek).
I wonder if they will make a night of it and go to CC Blooms after the show, drinking and dancing till 3am?
LOL only kidding
I wonder if they will make a night of it and go to CC Blooms after the show, drinking and dancing till 3am?
LOL only kidding
They’ll probably leave at the interval so Moira can get home and get awwe cosy. So aye
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