It’s fkin “dupe” you illiterate bleep not Doooppp ffffs man I don’t think I can take much more of his shite grasp of the English language fkin doop
I think it’s a piss take that he couldn’t wait to open it. She said she wanted him to open it on Skype with him. He’s opened it alone and said he didn’t bother calling her because he knows she’ll be busy. So rude!He knew fine well Hannah would get that aftershave after all the hinting. In fact that’s a lie, he didn’t even hint, he outright begged. He said from the start that all he wanted was that aftershave. Derek didn’t buy him it did he I think he knew only Hannah would be able to afford such a thing. Imagine a grown man being so brazen begging for such an expensive item for his birthday knowing fine well she would end up buying it. He should be ashamed of himself and highly embarrassed too. If he’s so well off how could he not put his hand in his pocket and buy it himself? That’s a red neck, so embarrassing
He's a selfish holeI think it’s a piss take that he couldn’t wait to open it. She said she wanted him to open it on Skype with him. He’s opened it alone and said he didn’t bother calling her because he knows she’ll be busy. So rude!
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I feel like the tray on his hideous glass crappy table or whatever it is needs to be the other way round
Didnae happen - it’s taken him far too long to show itThat Hannah just gave him £215 perfume for his birthday. Is she nuts? I bet she paid for the hotel stay too.
He’s not boiled a bolognese or deep fried some eggs in a while eitherAnother takeaway. Surely it’s bespoke stovie season now he’s all cozy in the primary classroom tat cave?
Come to duck we all blinds. I'm sure he has some kind of illness ! Definitely needs some pills. God who asks how to clean blinds thats been out for years . The tit with all the autumn shite. You think it was a wains hoose. All tacky stuff in a one bedroom flat he acts about 5. Definitely think he has a illness maybe personality disorderHe's getting messages from people asking how to clean the blinds . Blinds have been around for decades, anyone who asks him how to clean them must be as th ick as he is!
I said this when he went on his bespoke hiatus in the summer - he takes the huff coz in summer insta is all days out, drinks in the garden, firepits in the garden etc and he can't do it coz he lives in a tenament and doesnt seem to go anywhere other than work!Of course he’s got Hocus Pocus on pause on the tv I bet he’s never watched it in his life, that probably went straight off after he got the pictures, the little scrotum sniffer. I honestly cannot believe a man who is almost FORTY years old is acting like this. I couldn’t live my life through Instagram, posing and staging everything to get the perfect picture, not to mention spending money he can’t afford - all for Instagram! It’s so concerning how he springs into action towards the end of the year because he doesn’t do anything or go anywhere but of course in autumn and winter it’s perfectly normal to stay inside all the time. Roll on the summertime depression which only seems to have materialised since he’s been on Instagram because he knows he has no life in the hotter months. Imagine being this tragic at almost FORTY years old. Such a wee knobber
Karma on your arse hen - the lamp is "grey". I know it looks pink in the daylight, dusk light, lamp light and night light... But it is grey hen. Even tho youse aw think it looks pink, its grey *clutches beak*Oh my god, how have I never noticed this pink lamp before clashes beautifully with the orange Marion, you interior designer you