Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Curtaintwitcher45

Of course he’s got Hocus Pocus on pause on the tv I bet he’s never watched it in his life, that probably went straight off after he got the pictures, the little scrotum sniffer. I honestly cannot believe a man who is almost FORTY years old is acting like this. I couldn’t live my life through Instagram, posing and staging everything to get the perfect picture, not to mention spending money he can’t afford - all for Instagram! It’s so concerning how he springs into action towards the end of the year because he doesn’t do anything or go anywhere but of course in autumn and winter it’s perfectly normal to stay inside all the time. Roll on the summertime depression which only seems to have materialised since he’s been on Instagram because he knows he has no life in the hotter months. Imagine being this tragic at almost FORTY years old. Such a wee knobber
 
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Whatsallthis

£275.38 + £35 wreath = £310.38

 
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SuzyE

I do it like you. And every week l just close them both ways and run a feather duster over rather than use that thing he's got. His must be manky
 
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Couldlifeeverbesaneagain

Ahaha omg, I am BAWLING.

I don't know what my favourite part is -

The white silky shitty pumpkins
The awful music choice
The fuck knows wreath
The underwhelming-Ness of it all
The fact he spent over 200 quid

He's 100 per cent a parody and I'm here for it.
 
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Badaboom

The pink lamp will never not make me laugh


Nothing says cosy quite like a glass jar containing over packaged children’s sweets!
 
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menopausalmargrit

Babybail93 said:
Imagine trying to turn a season into a personality trait because otherwise your life is sad as fuck
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its to be between 16 & 19 degrees for the next two weeks according to the forecast and do you know why that is? Because it’s still fucking summer!!! We don’t get freezing cold temperatures in the UK until January usually, he’s a freak!
 
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Giselle

SuzyE said:
Does the view from his window look like it has over grown grass and rubbish?!.
It seemed like he couldn't pan the camera away quick enough after lifting the blind
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Aye hen … it’s a pure bespoke wee area he stays in . Built it from the grun up so he did and is always chantin oan the roof taps
 
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Babybail93

menopausalmargrit said:
its to be between 16 & 19 degrees for the next two weeks according to the forecast and do you know why that is? Because it’s still fucking summer!!! We don’t get freezing cold temperatures in the UK until January usually, he’s a freak!
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Such a strange little man. I’d love to have a day in his head. Just to see how it ticks over
 
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BoujeeBabe

Right then lads....

It's actually fairly understated to what I thought it might be, but it's still fookin' AWFUL! The leaf's are by far the worst part, they look abzalootely ridiculous!

I have a confession, though ma lovelies.... ahh will say this then RUN:

*coughs* I really like the gonk and want to buy one *coughs*

RUN!

 

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Giselle

They are not going to be pleased with his cleaning tip which is a blatant lie - so if he’s lying aboot that I’m not gonna believe any of his sponge chat. He said that the blinds are easy to clean … naw they’re no, I have them too (smell the wealth ma lovelies) and it is fucking sore in the arms cleaning all the slats properly and his shite tip aboot just angling them and wiping over with sponge doesnae work as the slats overlap each other. Whit a wee fanny . Anyone gonna ask why the wreath isnae on the ootside of the door ?
 
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Giselle

Johnnoijones said:
My lovelies I cannot believe a new thread on my wedding day!! Thanks to youse aww for chanting me as I head down the path onto a new journey.
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I love that it’s your weddin day and you’ve taken time oot your special luv jurney to come oan and visit marigold’s thread . Pure chantin you oan for a bespoke luv jurney ma lovelie
 
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Henny Penny

Why the love songs over the top of the video of tat cave!!?

I’ve had a break from Mario and I’ve no idea why, it’s pure entertainment and laughs on this thread!!
 
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Babybail93

We have these blinds as well and they’re a fucking ball ache to clean. Wish I’d just got nets
 
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