Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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Giselle

That headboard actually gives me the creeps … it’s like some big padded wall
 
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Inmyainlane

AMA Mays new scent for Autumn is Marlon’s fave seasonal scent…..Pumpkin Spice that he slated on his stories quality brand repping
 
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Under_The_Influencer

Bestlife@60 said:
I’m not sure that velvet sofas and headboard is a good idea as Delboys hair looks like Velcro to me!!
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It’s to stop him running away

Babybail93 said:
How can Mario look at Derek and not think to himself “I’m seriously punching here. I should wind my neck in a bit”?
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My feeling is that he knows this ma lovelie and that’s why he never goes a night out, in case Derek gets a better offer. I can just imagine the face on him when Derek gets eyed up

 
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BoujeeBabe

Put Rayn in the kitchen for an hour or two each day and open the fucken windaes, that's the only way to remove the dust smell, you silly bastard! I know she'll jump oot if the windaes are kept open when she's in the living room, so just move her, it's not fucking rocket science! Nae amount of melts will clear a heavy, dusty smelling room, you need AIR.
 
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youare1

So the table with the wonky leg, why doesn't he just turn it around so the wonky leg is on the inside? #ineedtogetalife
 
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menopausalmargrit

A hope youse aw have a brilliant day ma lovelies and that you understand the assignment. Tonsalove and vibes
 
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Laura VanderBooben

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fuck. Fac e is enough to give you nightmares alone! Guess that explains the hair loss. The cheap, peroxide blonde made his hair and his brain go rotters!

Of course you do! a grown man wearing Arianna Grande perfume aimed at teenage girls is ridiculous. How the fuck does Derek ever get hard for that cheap, smelling like a tarts handbag goblin
 
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Babybail93

And on today’s never fucking happened we have:



It’s the Premier Inn pillows all over again
 
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Freefalling

Wonder how 'oor H' felt about the selfish cretin not phoning her like she asked to open his gift? Insulting little arsehole, hope she never gives him a thing again
 
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Laura VanderBooben

Babybail93 said:
And on today’s never fucking happened we have:

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It’s the Premier Inn pillows all over again
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Right!?! And as if they’re going to find a high end perfume sold in luxury department stores in The Perfume Shop Nothing smells like “rich bitch” more than Baccarat Rouge 540. Not a grown man his 40s, on the beg, living a boring life in his bed sit in Paisley aww wee cozy with his Hinch shite.
 
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Fanta lemon

Sorry but dont you know that Mario is the patron Saint of small businesses? He has saved many a business throughout this pandemic. Premier Inn would have been another covid casuality if it wasn't for Mario. Next on his list is the perfume shop, Arriana herself and now baccarat. Karma on your arse
 
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Babybail93

Still cracks me up that he has a £200 perfume when he doesn’t fucking go anywhere. What’s the point? He’d be better off with a tin of Impulse
 
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