Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals

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“My lassie knows the assignment well” more riveting English language clangers from Mazda first thing oan this Monday dayn of dawn
He’s definitely been whiling away his free time on TikTok (when he’s no at his joab) ma lovelie with his boujee catchphrases, trouble is everyone else using them is about half his age
 
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Where are you off to ma lovely? We always go to Mexico (smell the wealth ) in January for a bit of winter sun. I’d love to see what absolute stapuuuls Mario takes as carry on luggage
Well be going to Sri Lanka, maybe Vietnam, via dubai for a few days.
Ma lovelie Mario hasn't got a passport, no chance he's going anywhere.
But yeah, a bottle of flash. A bottle of loo cleaner. Twenty wax melts.

Filtered to look greige.
 
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Which Joe Malone has fuck face got, if it's lime basil, mines getting chucked ...


Why doesn't he turn the table around so the dead leg is at the back?
Or is he too fucking thick to think of it
Don’t give him ideas hen! That wonky leg oan that table makes ma day every time we get a swatch at it!
 
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How can Mario look at Derek and not think to himself “I’m seriously punching here. I should wind my neck in a bit”?
 
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Why the fuck doesn’t Mad Maz go for a haircut with Deek when he goes? Fair enough, Deer’s fade (is that what it’s called?) is maybe a bit young for him but he looks about 14 so it’s fine Why does Mad Maz do a bespoke hack job himself ffs?!
 
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I’m not sure that velvet sofas and headboard is a good idea as Delboys hair looks like Velcro to me!!
 
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Because he's a twat, and sooner spend his haircut money on shite
 
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He must have boujee hot air heating does he? For the dust smell. I’ve never known radiators give off that smell. Surely someone who guts their home eleventy billion times a week shouldn’t have dust?
 
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Well ma lovelies I have spent my day working at my joab and ffs clutching ma beak at all youse on here. The film pictures wonder if him and Deek will decide to watch one on the projector tonight?
 
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Hahaha, smell of dust cos your radiators aren't clean. He obvs doesn't dust behind, underneath etc. A cleaner who can't clean.
 
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