Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[Sloppys]

Seriously feel for Hannah in that flat again tonight. Another IBS inducing beige meal

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

You just know on Halloween Mario is the type to knock all the lights off and pretend he's not in.

Came here to say precisely this! He is deffo that type!

I’m not one to decorate my flat for every season or event - Christmas only - but I know people who do, although not to the extent as Mario e.g. Autumn decor is strictly for the days before Halloween, not 2 months before!

These people either have kids and/or entertain a lot. He has/does neither of these things. Its all to fill a very empty hole in his life. It’s actually quite sad.

 

[Cagayu]

Jesus. It’s hardly the langham

 

[Babybail93]

Gutted he didn't have his Goooochi belt, maybe his gut would have engulfed it

Ma lovely! He couldnae wear the bespoke goooochi. That would have done some right damage to the muffin when he sat doon. So aye

 

[Dove88]

Personality trait in the shade "Autumn"

 

[Babybail93]

They aren’t even friends, it’s an Instagram followers boost opportunity

Rendall with her saggy tits in the orange tank top

 

[Runforestrun]

Lads, just after oor avamay Hannah admires herself in the beaut mirror there is the sweet sound…of a ring doorbell chiming!!!!
I know, because I have one, smell the wealth!

 

[Giselle]

I think my biggest question from this weekend is how has Hannah parked that Range outside the slum and it not ended up on bricks by now?

It probs has and that’s why she’s still there …. That and cos she’s not got any mates - any she had she fell out with cos they wouldn’t buy her stupid overpriced shite

 

[menopausalmargrit]

I will fight you to the death for @menopausalmargrit. I want to ride the pelanton all night long

Come on lassies there’s enough of me to go roon. Love youse aw xxx

 

[twilightgarden]

Em can we no insult the channel 5 daytime TV movies please hen, many an afternoon of mine has been spent in a comma watching these so I don’t need to actually use any brain cells for a few hours, so aye

I love them so ridiculous!

 

[DebEdg]

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Oh Jesus Christ! This has had me full on clutching my beak crossing my legs aboot pishing myself with laughter ma lovelie! I’m gonna save this photo for when I’m having a shite day and need a cackle tae cheer masell up

 

[telltaletitt]

No he’s just an arse!!!

Hahaha he does seem to get overly fixated and excited then once it’s over goes into a downer and then is manic planning the next thing lol

 

[MarionWaffle]

Looks like a headstone in a grave yard

Rushed over just to see a comment like this

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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I can see I should've been more specific.
I hope this is you ma lovelie, you wouldn't catfish an old tattler would you.

 

[telltaletitt]

Maz has paid the junkie doonstairs a tenner to post some Dreamies through the letter box every couple hours. So aye

Baby girls been sold for a tenner bag so aye

 

[DebEdg]

Just when you think the wee bawbag can’t get any worse I could only imagine what my husband would say if I brought that amount of shite home. So what happens on the 1st November? He’s going put his Xmas decs up the? Why put all this pumpkin theme up at the start of September? Won’t most of us just do a pumpkin a few days before Halloween?

Sit yoursell doon and get some class hen, we all know Mario DOESNAE DO SEASONAL.
I don’t know how he can stand it in all honesty, I love Christmas but I take my Christmas tree down as soon as I can cause it causes me so much stress to have all that extra shite in the way

 

[Instainsta]

That Emma is so rude in his cupboards. She was gifted a full bathroom and was so embarrassing as dropped hints till someone took her up on it

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

H has driven a long way for a plate of pasta and a hawn full of chips ma luvlees

Likely she funded a lot of it too!

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

He will be feeling shite today ma lovelies, birthday comedown and all that

 

[Dawn Dayn]

As if he would know what is trendy! Did he see what him and Derek were wearing at the weekend? It’s like there was a power outage at the Dakota!

I really hoped Mario would be head to toe fake designer stuff.