Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

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notanothergrammer

TheNiceBeardMan said:
Why do his shirts always look like they are from the old ladies stalls off the Saturday Market?
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Did you no know Mariah knows a guy that knows a guy doon the Barras? oh aye, Even big Danyell her shoap is in the east end tae He's goat connections has oor Mariah big connections
 
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telltaletitt

Nahhh I knewwwww it he’s in fkin Amore and not the Dakota restaurant ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha OMG howlingggggggggggg
 
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Dawn Dayn

Must be nearly time for Mario to go back to the room and get all cosy and drink the minibar dry. Hope Derek pulls, the naughty boy. Oi @menopausalmargrit are you there, lurking.
 
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Sloppys

Why is Hannah 3rd wheeling with them? Where are his ‘real’ friends? Why has he had all of them Jo Malone candles when he has his own dupe range? Why is he orange? He’s such a wee bawbag. I cannae cope.
 
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Poptart

I bet the champagne the carpet people sent him cost more than he paid for the Lionel in his hallway
 
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telltaletitt

Dawn Dayn said:
Please explain ma lovelie, I'm not familiar with either.
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Of course my lovelie well basically amore is where any common cunt can go but the restaurant in the Dakota is actually really lovely and caters for the more boujee wealthier customer lol I can totes see why he didn’t go lol he would have stood out like a fkin sore thumb so aye tonnes of love
 
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LadyB65

Been waiting aw day tae git cosy in ma goonie and read through here ma lovelies youse have not disappointed! If we’re getting aw this for his 38th, I cannae wait fir the 40th celebrations! (but I also kind of wish that he will fuck off into oblivion within the next 2 years) So aye
P.s. I am fucking howling, even as someone from the east coast I know how fucking basic amore is
 
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Babybail93

Double carbs? Nae boady is bottoming for Mario’s day of birth the night ma lovelies

 
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Kaydeelaydee

Right you beautiful beyotches. The birthday bawbag is not orange, he is autumnal!!

I've no long woke up fae a gin induced siesta and nearly missed all the fun.

That's Amore? So far so predictable!
 
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