Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney

[notanothergrammer]

Why do his shirts always look like they are from the old ladies stalls off the Saturday Market?

Did you no know Mariah knows a guy that knows a guy doon the Barras? oh aye, Even big Danyell her shoap is in the east end tae He's goat connections has oor Mariah big connections

 

[telltaletitt]

Nahhh I knewwwww it he’s in fkin Amore and not the Dakota restaurant ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha OMG howlingggggggggggg

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Must be nearly time for Mario to go back to the room and get all cosy and drink the minibar dry. Hope Derek pulls, the naughty boy. Oi @menopausalmargrit are you there, lurking.

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Nahhh I knewwwww it he’s in fkin Amore and not the Dakota restaurant ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha OMG howlingggggggggggg

Smell the wealth

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Nahhh I knewwwww it he’s in fkin Amore and not the Dakota restaurant ahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha OMG howlingggggggggggg

Please explain ma lovelie, I'm not familiar with either.

 

[Cagayu]

Please explain ma lovelie, I'm not familiar with either.

It’s an Italian for our own wee Italian named hobbit. The most expensive thing on the menu is about £15

 

[Sloppys]

Why is Hannah 3rd wheeling with them? Where are his ‘real’ friends? Why has he had all of them Jo Malone candles when he has his own dupe range? Why is he orange? He’s such a wee bawbag. I cannae cope.

 

[Cagayu]

Compared to £35 for one course at the Dakota

 

[Dawn Dayn]

It’s an Italian for our own wee Italian named hobbit. The most expensive thing on the menu is about £15

Ah, so he's going to eat beige crap as usual. Wonder if they do stovie bolognese.

 

[Poptart]

I bet the champagne the carpet people sent him cost more than he paid for the Lionel in his hallway

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Gobsmacked derek never had a pizza

 

[telltaletitt]

Please explain ma lovelie, I'm not familiar with either.

Of course my lovelie well basically amore is where any common bleep can go but the restaurant in the Dakota is actually really lovely and caters for the more boujee wealthier customer lol I can totes see why he didn’t go lol he would have stood out like a fkin sore thumb so aye tonnes of love

 

[Popper]

Chips with your pasta. Smell the wealth

 

[telltaletitt]

Chips with your pasta. Smell the wealth

And here was me thinking he’d go for the chateaubriand in the dakota

 

[MarionWaffle]

Chips with your pasta. Smell the wealth

I rushed over here for that comment

And here was me thinking he’d go for the chateaubriand in the dakota

He wouldn’t have a bastard clue what that is

 

[LadyB65]

Been waiting aw day tae git cosy in ma goonie and read through here ma lovelies youse have not disappointed! If we’re getting aw this for his 38th, I cannae wait fir the 40th celebrations! (but I also kind of wish that he will duck off into oblivion within the next 2 years) So aye
P.s. I am bleeping howling, even as someone from the east coast I know how bleeping basic amore is

 

[Babybail93]

Double carbs? Nae boady is bottoming for Mario’s day of birth the night ma lovelies

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Right you beautiful beyotches. The birthday bawbag is not orange, he is autumnal!!

I've no long woke up fae a gin induced siesta and nearly missed all the fun.

That's Amore? So far so predictable!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

The only vegetable at the table is Derek.

 

[telltaletitt]

The only vegetable at the table is Derek.

can’t breatheeeeee

I rushed over here for that comment


He wouldn’t have a bastard clue what that is

Oh look derek you can get a boujee French castle on the menu