Where are you all seeing him ranting about this 
I’ve gone on his stories and been bored to death by the neverending crapet juuhrney
I’ve gone on his stories and been bored to death by the neverending crapet juuhrney
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Check the Simon Cowell gif bit in his stories.Where are you all seeing him ranting about this
Don't worry about it. It was a brief distraction from the crapet juurrnnehhhh. We can all go back to discussing what shade of grey he'll go for.
Personally i think he'll go for the grey his teeth were before his teef juurrnneeehhh
The house with the fully inclusive care home lounge....?Sorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap.Not sure if that was juicy just thought I’d share what I know lol. So I guess mario is saying he always knew he didn’t like the husband. They were together since they were 16
Hey, no worries. I’m not the boss of this thread, I think that’s Kikini
I'm the boss of nothing, not even my dog listens to meHey, no worries. I’m not the boss of this thread, I think that’s Kikini
Yeah, but Melvin replied to your email. I still find myself laughing about it days later (yes I do need to get out more!)I'm the boss of nothing, not even my dog listens to me
My poor imaginary 83yo mother is devastated St Melv hasn't come to lay hands on her broken hip
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Welcome to the party. Now remember, it’s good to talk. Don’t keep all this bottle up. We’re all here to listenSorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap.
Who is going to get that gaaawjus (bleeping hideous) mustard coloured made in chunky throw that Mario got his sister for her bed?
So it’s was terrible weather out there. Apparently it was like ‘bleeping Dorothy’ Mmmmmmmm how would he know how that feels?????
Are people really that stupid that they ask what wax melts he is using after Christmas ??? But I suppose to follow and listen to him everyday you would be down to your last few brain cells .
He’s getting the money for the carpets from Ava May for the wax melts . She must be giving him a percentage of each sale . He seemed to start spending more not long after they came out . I hope all the mats buying Mario’s wax melts realise they’re are paying for his carpets .
I bet his neighbours down stairs are relieved he is actually getting underlay this time .
I want to know what happened to the rats Melvin ? Once rats get in they are hard to get rid off . More lies eh Melv ?
He’s getting the money for the carpets from Ava May for the wax melts . She must be giving him a percentage of each sale . He seemed to start spending more not long after they came out . I hope all the mats buying Mario’s wax melts realise they’re are paying for his carpets .
I bet his neighbours down stairs are relieved he is actually getting underlay this time .
I want to know what happened to the rats Melvin ? Once rats get in they are hard to get rid off . More lies eh Melv ?
Maybe send him a DM asking for his thoughts and prayers. Just make sure you tell him how funny he is first otherwise the prayers don’t work!My poor imaginary 83yo mother is devastated St Melv hasn't come to lay hands on her broken hip
His shark’s so good it appears to have sucked up an ‘O’ in ‘TO MANY’ when he was raving on about it. 
I still think it was one of his deranged menopausal mafia who started squatting in the loft, just to be close to St Melvin of small businesses. They were probably sneaking down during the day and writhing around in his sweaty, crisp crumbed bed sheets. In fact it was probably them who violated his letterbox, not the coonsil
Who’s that twit on his stories?
“Hooosecoat”
Get tae duck hen.
“Hooosecoat”
Get tae duck hen.
Shes another one that gets my goat 
shes a hanger on to whatever is 'in' followed her for a while then she started flogging the overpriced chamois leather 'sponge' and tagging hinch left right and centre ugh....
Anyway, I cant bear to watch all of melvina's stories but suffice to say that hearing him making a song and dance about getting a new carpet does not surprise mer
clown.
shes a hanger on to whatever is 'in' followed her for a while then she started flogging the overpriced chamois leather 'sponge' and tagging hinch left right and centre ugh.... Anyway, I cant bear to watch all of melvina's stories but suffice to say that hearing him making a song and dance about getting a new carpet does not surprise mer
clown.I’m s
im Scottish and I call it a bathrobe ...all these accounts throwing themselves at Marty boy make me sick !!!!!
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