I do hope it's me that's pushed him into a full on wobble head rant!Maybe he's finally realised that message was from @Kikini Bamalam
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The world just makes so much more sense to me when Melvin assumes his role as King and Queen of the double standard.
How much extra money is Melvin making these days??? Breakfast and teas out, new carpet jurrrrneeeeehhhhh, surely this isn’t all from his Debenhams wage??
His food was so bland it was almost translucent
I’m almost positive this is the same food he had at the weekend... same picture I mean? Anyone else think this?
Possibly getting into debt. For the gram.
his food is bland like his content
Whom is he “right about” now? Looking at that beige and red spotted flat looking thing I wasn’t sure if it was food or puke.
I reckon our Melv is hammering a capital one credit card and will fund his crapet juurrnneehhh on 0% finance, or Derek will...
I can't remember if you have to give your e-mail when you register but only admin would see that anyway. Otherwise, it's anonymous.
Now spill!
I think the starter is supposed to be tomato bruschetta, but the tomatoes are the most anaemic, flavourless, cheap-looking things ever, not quite the delicious baby plum tomatoes or vine riped tomatoes I would expect. It also looks to be on a pizza dough base, there's no fresh basil and it just looks rit. The cheese on that pizza looks to be cheap processed cheese, you can see the oil coming off it on the top
What I especially like though is the mention of 'us time' - every day is 'us time' in Melvin's world.
What I especially like though is the mention of 'us time' - every day is 'us time' in Melvin's world.
Not sure tbh ... but I've always felt confident on here that I am anonymous now spill hon ... just going to put me jammies on and get cosy xxx
Welcome to the best thread on tattle. Spill or don't spill, but don't post teasers. That's a Melvin trait and you don't want to have that in common with him
.Or much else in common with him come to that.
The crapet jurnehh, he has selected the company he is going to work with.....translation, he's been to Carpet Right and picked the cheapest that's on offer
you beat me to itThe crapet jurnehh, he has selected the company he is going to work with.....translation, he's been to Carpet Right and picked the cheapest that's on offer
How DA duck does buying a carpet constitute as "working with" the seller? So this means he works with Asda and Morrison's when doing the grocery shop. Bawbag!
And was I the only one that thought 50 when he said "you've no idea the number of shades of grey"?
When I bought carpet I researched the brands then chose my colour, so had a choice of about four. He’s just gone somewhere and looked for grey, bet he hasn’t looked at type and quality, of course there are hundreds of grey carpets out there.The crapet jurnehh, he has selected the company he is going to work with.....translation, he's been to Carpet Right and picked the cheapest that's on offer
You’re doing it wrong Melv.
Also, when he was talking about going to the shopping centre, he was talking as if everyone knew the place, not everyone lives near you pal.
He's like a gone wrong version of Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.
If he's gone to Carpet rit there will be tears.
If he's gone to Carpet rit there will be tears.
He is so full of himself, trying to make it sound like companies were falling over themselves to 'work with him' and after a lengthy tender process he bestowed his hard earned cash on the most deserving. The utter wanker.
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