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What is the illiterate garbage this morning.... About a bleeping Hoover. He is so desperate for a paid ad on shark it’s embarrassing.
I have no idea what point he was trying to make? I re-read it twice and can’t understand it at all!
So he's going on about HIS method of choosing a vacuum cleaner, which is basically do your own research, buy within your budget and in the end if you don't like it it's your own fault.
So basically how EVERY SINGLE FOOKIN purchase on the planet works then Melv!!! Surprised he doesn't call it a journee and post it as a highlight
So basically how EVERY SINGLE FOOKIN purchase on the planet works then Melv!!! Surprised he doesn't call it a journee and post it as a highlight
He is an insufferable gobshite, why would anyone take his illiterate word on anything? If you can even work out what he is trying to say, I wouldn't take a recommendation off him as he would suck off a tramp for a freebie.
He really is a petulant child isn’t he?
If he can’t get a #gifted Shark then he wants to try and take down anyone that does saying you can’t trust a paid review.
1. So what about all those “ah luv it” reviews Melvin did when sent some 99p toilet cleaner?
2. At least a paid review usually makes sense.
3. does this mean Melvin will now turn down any free stuff? Does it duck, he’s so desperate it’s untrue
If he can’t get a #gifted Shark then he wants to try and take down anyone that does saying you can’t trust a paid review.
1. So what about all those “ah luv it” reviews Melvin did when sent some 99p toilet cleaner?
2. At least a paid review usually makes sense.
3. does this mean Melvin will now turn down any free stuff? Does it duck, he’s so desperate it’s untrue
I think he's trying to get attention any which way. HIs latest grid post with "I've proven those witches so wrong" and saying people are supporting him more than ever. balls are they. Truth is..... when the Ava May thing started, he probably thought it would lead to bigger and better things, and in reality he has gained a pitiful 13 followers in the last 10 days.
The problem is Maurice, the more you rant and rave, the more you will put off potential interest from companies.
The problem is Maurice, the more you rant and rave, the more you will put off potential interest from companies.
On re-reading his verbal garbage from this morning what I understand is that he has been all the way with a Dyson.
Whatever floats your boat Melvin.
And now with the cryptic slagging someone off. Come on here and do it Melvin, we've already seen Blister have a go.
Whatever floats your boat Melvin.
And now with the cryptic slagging someone off. Come on here and do it Melvin, we've already seen Blister have a go.
Maybe he's finally realised that message was from @Kikini Bamalam
Jesus so much aggression and drama over the fact he's purchased a shark.
Nobody gives a duck so pipe down piss flap
Nobody gives a duck so pipe down piss flap
What happened to the whole semi chem thing he was supposed to be doing something with them but nothing has materialised.
He doesn’t live there but he area isn’t much better it’s full of junkies and is a mega run down scheme. I’m baffled at the money they are spending doing the place up and not saving to get out of the shitehole.
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Yeah tickles me how he chooses to live in a council house in a run down area when he's already bragged that he could save for a mortgage and buy a big house "just like that" he says, clicking his fingers. Someone else who can't buy a property could have that flat that he's built from the ground up.
I don't know Melvin, how gorgeous is the scent?
Oh, it's gorgeous, right!
Oh, it's gorgeous, right!
Almost as nice as the desperation he reeks of.
He'd probably say Mrs Hinch's tit smelled gorgeous!I don't know Melvin, how gorgeous is the scent?
Oh, it's gorgeous, right!
Don't think they will ever save enough, don't think they are, or will ever be, on high enough wages.
I think he might be gearing up for a wobble rant tonight? Fingers crossed, there's nothing on tv.
Did he take us on his hooooover jurneh? I wonder how he says dyson. Deeeeee son? Tiny confession, I have a shark. Lighter than dyson, important when you've been on a shoulder jurneh, like me. Swipe up gerls.
Well... with his comments about paid ads not being genuine or real is he having a sly dig at Hunch?? I’m guessing a sly dig at all influencers that get free tit. But Hunch was his bestie
aw poor Soph! To be fair she probably doesn’t even watch his stories and if she did I doubt she’d be able to understand his written drivel. Jeez! It’s like trying to decipher the daVinci code. Sorry Melv ma lovleeeee the only free tit you’re getting is coming from Rayn.*whispers* me too, and it's amazing. I love that it comes with its own tool for cleaning the brushes and comes apart so easy for cleaning. It's way more powerful than the Dyson and the only niggle is the tiny cylinder, but I suppose that's why it's so much lighter. Plus I get to sing Baby Shark every time it comes out and annoy everyone. #ad bought myself
Right, back to business. Need to put on my delusional lawyer skills and start getting to the bottom of the evidence to see who Melvin is slagging. Mr "I tell it like it is, no negativity on ma jurnehhhh" dropping a tit bomb like that.
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