He’s being the little man in the corner of the Telly for he’s Deaf/Mute followers!!!
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Agreed. He needs to keep lizzo out of this
He's the polar opposite of Lizzo in every respect. Stay in ya lane head!
Oh and that dancing, oh my christ he's doing the actions like in nursery....Anyone remember 'Wind the bobbin up?'
And that bloody strangler finger waggle if the lyrics mention the word no
He really is a tragic rooster womble who needs to use half a gallon of Fabreeze AND the same again of Unstoppables (or whatever it's called) just to rid his hooose of the smell of a on a morning
He really is a tragic rooster womble who needs to use half a gallon of Fabreeze AND the same again of Unstoppables (or whatever it's called) just to rid his hooose of the smell of a on a morning
You are a bad bad wummin Ms Bamalam, but if I had to imagine what lies beneath the grey hoosecoat, this would be it
. Not so much Action Man as Nae-Action Man!!
His lovelies gave him the up and get go feeling and extremely gave him the kick up today, so that’s good 
I would like to give him a kick up too....... Right up the rooster!!!!His lovelies gave him the up and get go feeling and extremely gave him the kick up today, so that’s good
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Why does he have one of our piss take screenshots framed on his table?? I noticed it while he was on his cleaning jurneeeeeeh
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We put ours out of the way, so this has been (depending on where we lived) in the cellar, in a specially designed cupboard with a cat flap, tucked away in an office corner, but usually in the bathroom. We always use top entry trays as well, so that if the cat does a poo and we haven't managed to scoop it straight away, at least visitors don't have to see it.Just catching up here and already pmsl
Getting paranoid as my cats litter tray is in the kitchen - now it's a big kitchen/dining room - the litter tray is by the patio door - little witch comes in to do the toilet
I never had a cat when I lived in flat btw .... don't take piss out me you bunch of feckers - I am genuinely asking is this the norm. ?
There is literally nowhere else to put the fucker!
He gets ALLLLLLOT OV OF YEEZ ASKIN .. no you don’t ya fan !!!! (probably about 3 idiots) the same idiots that video they’re weans dancing to higher love and send him the videos ... honestly I want to punch my phone
... Ava may might record a duet with him so they can sell it with the cat pish smelling scents they sell in semi Chem .... it’ll be like some kinda weird ducked up bonnie and Clyde 
Ours is in the cupboard under the stairs!
I’m sorry, but I just have to keep saying this but I bleeping love Mario. Loved tonight’s stories. And I also feel a bit sorry for him really.
Standard disclaimer - please don’t banish me and send me to the rave threads, I’ll be all alone there, I just find Mario to be hysterical but I do love reading here.
Standard disclaimer - please don’t banish me and send me to the rave threads, I’ll be all alone there, I just find Mario to be hysterical but I do love reading here.
Yes I know that. I feel ashamed. I really do! But I can’t help it
So you should lady!Yes I know that. I feel ashamed. I really do! But I can’t help it
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Why do you feel sorry for him?
Naw he had derek wick (kickHis lovelies gave him the up and get go feeling and extremely gave him the kick up today, so that’s good
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) him up the a more like ..... someone had sex last night 
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The first step to recovery is acknowledging that you need help, so come on in the water's fine.Yes I know that. I feel ashamed. I really do! But I can’t help it
Yes I know that. I feel ashamed. I really do! But I can’t help it
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