Cleaning with Mario #4

[Kikini Bamalam]

God he is so bleeping insufferable! I'm planning on re-carpeting my hoose this year, do I see it as a jurrrrnehhhh? No. I will simply go to the local carpet shop, pick a carpet, pay for it and have it fitted. That is not a bleeping jurrrrnehhhh, it is a bleeping transaction.
I hope his next tit is a hedgehog, the bleeping weapon.

In slightly OT news, I'm planning on getting another pup this year, would it be terrible of me to call him Melvin? I was going to call him either Carl (our other dog is Lenny) or Max, but I was lying in bed last night and it popped into my head to call him Melv after our favourite insta non-cleaner and jurrrnehhhh haver

 

[Wetmyplants]

Aww little Melv

 

[Platypusfattypus]

When did getting wallpaper and carpet become a journey?? You are decorating, not finding yourself

 

[Frankensooze]

God he is so bleeping insufferable! I'm planning on re-carpeting my hoose this year, do I see it as a jurrrrnehhhh? No. I will simply go to the local carpet shop, pick a carpet, pay for it and have it fitted. That is not a bleeping jurrrrnehhhh, it is a bleeping transaction.
I hope his next tit is a hedgehog, the bleeping weapon.

In slightly OT news, I'm planning on getting another pup this year, would it be terrible of me to call him Melvin? I was going to call him either Carl (our other dog is Lenny) or Max, but I was lying in bed last night and it popped into my head to call him Melv after our favourite insta non-cleaner and jurrrnehhhh haver

Call the pup muppet.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Gumble? For the puppy?

please don’t call him Melvin, I’d have to report you to the RSPCA if you did that

 

[Badaboom]

He has to be trolling us now, has to be. USE, Melvin, USE ffs.

 

[bananadancer]

At this point Derek might be the smart one in their relationship.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Everytime I see him post this I wish for the technical skills to be able to rotate it

He is such a wanker

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

He has to be trolling us now, has to be. USE, Melvin, USE ffs.
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Maybe it'll be 3rd time lucky.....

 

[Onlinedetective]

No one bangs on about carpets for this long before they get them. Think he’s holding out to get a freebie off someone. Trouble is he rubs people up the wrong way. Anyone else notice he isn’t swearing as much now (I suspect he’s read some posts on here saying it puts companies off working with him)

 

[Pinkloopsy]

No one bangs on about carpets for this long before they get them. Think he’s holding out to get a freebie off someone. Trouble is he rubs people up the wrong way. Anyone else notice he isn’t swearing as much now (I suspect he’s read some posts on here saying it puts companies off working with him)

He just needs winding up and the fbombs will spout out of him! What could cause a rant maybe the carpet people now showing up, maybe someone will spray him with pepper, maybe the rats might breed again and infest the kitchen presses, maybe the beige cafe will be closed down by health and safety.

 

[Frankensooze]

He'll buy cheapo thin crapets. He must spend all their money on endless tat, no wonder he can't go on an actual journey.

 

[Badaboom]

Maybe it'll be 3rd time lucky.....

OMG! Melv, I'm on a raggedy edge here. Sort your grammar out, you fool!

 

[Bec3007]

I genuinely want to smack that stupid pout clean off his face. He was gifted new teeth the least he could do is crack a smile

 

[Whoswho]

I see only 5 of his 80,000 lovely’s have played his tune and the girl he met I couldn’t help myself I went into her page and she doesn’t follow any cleaning accounts or Mrs hinch which makes me think she’s a family member or a friend

 

[Johnnoijones]

I did actually like that song. However he has now ruined it for me.

 

[Divinechat]

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN !!!!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Is this all a desperate plea for free tickets to the Evening With Whitney Houston Hologram Tour?

FFS, he could buy cheap seats for under £30.00 each if he wants to go, do what the rest of us do and pay for things ourselves. If he can afford an alleged £60.00 breakfast he can afford a ticket for himself and Derek.

 

[BananaClub]

Why is the unstoppables febreeze displayed in the bedroom beside his Jo Malone collection. Look over his shoulder

He’s not got a Jo Malone collection he’s only got a couple of small bottles , as for the unstoppable spray I got a few when I was in America but I keep mine in the cleaning cupboard, thats How sad he is he things it worthy of being on display in his tacky flat ...Idiot

 

[Mack84]

In slightly OT news, I'm planning on getting another pup this year, would it be terrible of me to call him Melvin? I was going to call him either Carl (our other dog is Lenny) or Max, but I was lying in bed last night and it popped into my head to call him Melv after our favourite insta non-cleaner and jurrrnehhhh haver

DO IT!!!!