Cleaning with Mario #4

[Caramel Swirl]

I just want a St Mario: the little book of stencils
A lush book with outlines of Jesus Christ and the disciples along with St Melv himself through various stages of his teef & brow juuurney
We can all sit there in the evening colouring in and gushing over his gawjussness
Nobody would need therapy, as his powers are that strong he can heal us all through the paper
Sheer beautiful

 

[Divinechat]

I think it may have been his insomnia that cured her


Has to be one of us - come on oan up .... liked this wee touch btw to make it authentic

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Look at the grammer , wording etc of this .... this reeks of st melvin having sent it to himself.

 

[BananaClub]

Awww he’s having another day off ..iv Never known such a sick note as him ...he’s always looking for sympathy for something..still waiting on all the tags from yesterday when he met all those boys wanting pics with him ...i Think he’s in a huff about something !!!!!!

Oh and how can you have over 80k followers but only get 600 likes on his AM post ...maybe he‘s realising his AM bubble has finally burst

 

[Jo-Min99]

Oh do duck off Moanio. Never came across anyone who has such a victim complex as this bleeping moron. No one cares if you don’t do you 100 dots stories every day and we don’t need a bleeping explanation every time you decide to have a day ‘aff’.

 

[Divinechat]

Awww he’s having another day off ..iv Never known such a sick note as him ...he’s always looking for sympathy for something..still waiting on all the tags from yesterday when he met all those boys wanting pics with him ...i Think he’s in a huff about something !!!!!!

Oh and how can you have over 80k followers but only get 600 likes on his AM post ...maybe he‘s realising his AM bubble has finally burst

Hes just posted 20 stories .... i watched the first where he is explaining why he is not posting today and i just cant do anymore

 

[Kruger1234]

Listen he’s got a lowat oan so stop messaging him asking how am urr. I’ve gowat a private life

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

Who is messaging him saying they are worried about him 🤷‍

He was on yesterday evening with 5000's dots said he was going out last night.

FFS it only 11.30 - what's there to be worried about. I have seen more of Mario than my own husband. Still nae tags In a huff are ye Mario.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I think it’s sinking in that his account is not going to grow significantly, brands don’t want to work with him and even Derek has put his foot down about how long he spends “creating content” (he’s been reading his Instagram for Dummies book again)

if only he had closed his account after the rat/letterbox drama, he could have gone out on such a high

 

[Divinechat]

In previous mario rants he has gone on about how we only see a max of 6 - 7 mins of his day as thats all he allows and today hes saying he shows too much ? This crazy b cannot keep up with his own lies

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

It’s taking it out of him with all the content he is making? All he does is come on and moan how is that content. It’s yet another day of him saying how he needs a break it’s all to much. It’s not what it’s cracked up to be. Changing life’s is taking it out of him. I want to know who is messaging him asking if his mental health is ok. Who does that to someone they don’t even know asking about there mental health. Mario wake up make you feel like rit and are ill all the time because of have destroyed you immune system with all the antibacterial cleaning products you use. You can sleep because your Adrenalin is in overdrive because your body and liver is struggling to process all the chemicals in your home that’s why you can’t sleep. Wake up and smell the zoflora it only takes some basic google searches to find out how these products make you ill that’s why when you have cancer you are supposed to stay away from using antibacterials as they contain antibiotics. Has he feel out with his ok hinch not seen him sucking up get a in a while.

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Ha ha how many contradictions n I can’t even bring myself to get to the end in one go - never can Aye just duck aff wid youse cos ma pet Derek (is that his name??) is feedin ma ego the day yous are not acquired! (Did you see what I did there? )

 

[Bluetomato]

People are so worried about Mario they have been messaging him, but remember he’s FINE.....

 

[Wheretonext]

I think it’s sinking in that his account is not going to grow significantly, brands don’t want to work with him and even Derek has put his foot down about how long he spends “creating content” (he’s been reading his Instagram for Dummies book again)

if only he had closed his account after the rat/letterbox drama, he could have gone out on such a high

I just spat my Tea everywhere

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Mazza telling us Awwww to feckoff regarding his bicarbonative shizzle.

Mazza has slipped his sparkly but plug in for the day

 

[Divinechat]

St Melvin just needs a day off from saving peoples mental health , saving small businesses and meeting all his lovelies

 

[Jo-Min99]

What on earth is he posting now? Poor dim Derek trying to watch the football and he’s prancing about lip syncing to Whitney Houston.... attention attention feed me attention that’s what moanio is all about.

 

[Wetmyplants]

What the duck was that?

He is so cringeworthy.

 

[Lovethyneighbour]

But he wasn’t going to come on for a few days.....I feel so let down Melvin, I truly believed I wouldn’t have to see your wobble head for more than 24 hours.
But don’t worry guys he’s still there living his life, yep still there living your best life so much you have to come on and lip sync of sorts.
Is he really that stupid that he believes his own lies, hunners of messages of his followers missing him, really Melvin. I want proof...

 

[Divinechat]

This is making his life ? Watching a stranger on inst clean their draining board ? Dear god his life really is that tragic , it explains all the desperate cries for attention xx

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Anyone else feel like they need a good wash after watching that half-arsed lip sync and shoulder shimmy

And the desperate 'tag me, tag me" when he clearly said the other day he doesn't see tags so all his muffia had to use #Melvinmaidmedoit or whatever the badly spelt thing he asked for was.