Cleaning with Mario #4

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Oh god here is mr private about his family.....posting his sister again 😂😂😂
 
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Anyone else wish the door got bettered in when his hideous wreath was on it? Can you imagine his face 😂 am purrreee hertbroken ya knooo!
 
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The last two days have been pure gold for us Tattlers, I wonder if he will still call us jealous? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Yes Melvin, we all want a pest infestation and our back doors battering in leaving our letterboxes swinging in the breeze
 
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For the love of God - you’d think a robber had broken in while they slept (in their tit cheap bed) and bummed the wee caaaat Raaaaaayn; the way he’s mincing on.

It’s a mistake. A tit one, granted. But, nobody is dead, it’s been fixed, he’s had an apology and he’s had some airtime out of it. His Oscar winning performance was pathetic and over the top, considering.

Utter gobshite. I dislike the rooster womble a little bit more each time I watch him, but I can’t stop! He’s my guilty pleasure that I just won’t give up! 🤣
 
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His *ahem* PLATFORM is like one of those car crash tv shows channel 5 put on showcasing social misfits.
 
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I’ve never heard a Scottish accent like his - surely he’s putting it on?
It’s an Ayrshire accent (he’s from Stevenson) He could put on a telephone voice so more people have a chance of understanding him but I don’t think he is intelligent enough for that.
 
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See he’s wearing his fake LV scarf , im surprised he left his wee flat especially since Rain the cat was so traumatised and hiding in the room ...oh he must have forgotten he said that ...another lie Marty boy
 
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Omg I’ve never witnessed such an over reaction 😂

I mean, yes, it’s a pretty bad mistake to make. But they didn’t just do it randomly. He had asked them to call out to investigate the issue above him, they’ve done so, but messed up. He told them the neighbour wasn’t there anymore so they had to break the locks to get in. But yes stupidly they’ve broken the wrong locks. But it’s not like they just decided to go round and break locks for no reason. As long as they fix any damage what’s the issue? He’s going on like he’s ‘not going to drop it’ and ‘sorry isn’t enough’ lol what does he want them to do??
Maybe he gave them the wrong door number...
 
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Let’s be honest if it really happened he would have put pictures up of his traumatised letter box 😂😂😂😂
And the poor door was just recovering from that Christmas monstrosity. That he called a wreath!!!
 
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I can see it on reporting Scotland now.
“Entry to the flat was impeded by an unusually large quilted mirror. It appears the thieves had attempted to take it, yet had decided at some stage to leave it at the scene. An eyewitness stated, ”it’s that boggin a burglar widni even take it”
I laughed out loud at this 😂
 
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Oh my god he is something else, had to rush home ... 'His' house was secure whilst the new keys would have been held safely in the council office until whoever was named on the tenancy presented with photo ID to pick them up 🤣
Terrible mistake to make by the council, but that's all it was, a mistake!! And at the end of the day, they might pay rent, but the property belongs to the council, they can force entry to their own properties if they wish (if they had good reason)
His attitude towards JaaaiDee and the Cooncil this week have really really scunnered me with him, he needs knocked down a peg or 10.
 
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It’s probably not even the council’s fault, the amount of times he phoned yesterday ranting about his infestation of rats, the poor person on the end of the phone probably couldn’t make head nor tail of what he was going on about and thought Derek’s flat was the empty one so really he’s no one else to blame but himself.
 
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It’s probably not even the council’s fault, the amount of times he phoned yesterday ranting about his infestation of rats, the poor person on the end of the phone probably couldn’t make head nor tail of what he was going on about and thought Derek’s flat was the empty one so really he’s no one else to blame but himself.
That's exactly what I thought. He can hardly string a sentence together when he is vegetating in his bed talking to his lovelies so I imagine when he is irrately speaking to a council worker he will be full on double Dutch. The poor person on the other end of the phone didn't stand a chance
 
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