Cleaning with Mario #4

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Yep, just waiting on him giving himself the credit for it

 
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So he’s called Johnie, why the fuck does super Mario keep calling him Jonathon! Dickhead!!
 
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I don’t know if anyone follows Clean With Curtis, but he is having a big birthday party and has invited lots of others insta accounts (including Hannah and James) I wonder if Melv was invited.
 
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I don’t know if anyone follows Clean With Curtis, but he is having a big birthday party and has invited lots of others insta accounts (including Hannah and James) I wonder if Melv was invited.
I’ve just had a look, Clean with Curtis doesn’t follow Melv... guess his invitation to the party is lost with his follow
 
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I’ve just had a look, Clean with Curtis doesn’t follow Melv... guess his invitation to the party is lost with his follow
Curtis stole the show on the dance floor at the avamay birthday bash. Anyone remember Derek staying up to party and Melv when to bed in a mood and locked Derek out
 
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I noticed this too!
 
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Curtis stole the show on the dance floor at the avamay birthday bash. Anyone remember Derek staying up to party and Melv when to bed in a mood and locked Derek out
Ha! I had forgotten about that.I don’t know how Derek puts up with his moods, he’s an arse. I think Curtis is what Melv wishes he was, except Curtis is a 21 year old young man and Melv is almost middle aged, but acts as though he is 21.
 
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Creased anyone would think it was his job! He literally bobs on, fires hunners of dots chatting shite then off he pops. Fuck off you absolute walloper. You're a tiny fish in a big pond don't forget Mazza, nobody relies on you. Self grandeur is vile to see. No wonder barely anyone wants to 'work' with him and its just shitty little bit and bat's of crap.
 
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I've just been looking back onthe 1st Melvin thread for a wee burst of nostalgia and came across these 2 stories from Melv that I had completely forgotten. I am fucking dead! He really does think that he is saving the world through his platform
Amazing, ‘my crazy life’ aye Melv, what a crazy life He must have been #gifted a new box of exclamation marks in that first story. What a tool.
 
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I've just been looking back onthe 1st Melvin thread for a wee burst of nostalgia and came across these 2 stories from Melv that I had completely forgotten. I am fucking dead! He really does think that he is saving the world through his platform
He wrote about not spending time with friends , what friends ? The two of them don’t have any

How’s this Mario’s song ? These people are on another planet .
 

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He's created a monster alright, one who can say in the same sentence, this isn't reality, but I'm keeping it real. The fucking knobrot
 
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He keeps saying that song is his song but wasn't so long ago it was shite bright like a diamond???
 
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He keeps saying that song is his song but wasn't so long ago it was shite bright like a diamond???
Yeah and 'I wanna dance with somebody!' where he'd mime the clock hands ffs

Eww who remembers when he used to warble along to 'I'm feelin' myself' in his orange pyjama tshirt
 
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