Cleaning with Mario #4

[scottishsweetie]

I just came on to point out that the crowdfunding page he shared yesterday is now being shared online, on facebook, via local news sites, just in case Saint Melv tries to take all responsibility for helping boost the fund. Also when I looked yesterday he hadn’t made a donation to it himself, unless he was one of the anonymous donations, but that doesn’t strike me as his style.

Yep, just waiting on him giving himself the credit for it

Fundraiser set up for makeup artist who lost sight battling kidney failure

Over £1500 has been raised by family and friends for Johnnie Holland, 54, so far

www.glasgowlive.co.uk

 

[Bestlife@60]

So he’s called Johnie, why the duck does super Mario keep calling him Jonathon! head!!

 

[Badaboom]

I don’t know if anyone follows Clean With Curtis, but he is having a big birthday party and has invited lots of others insta accounts (including Hannah and James) I wonder if Melv was invited.

 

[Starrysky]

I don’t know if anyone follows Clean With Curtis, but he is having a big birthday party and has invited lots of others insta accounts (including Hannah and James) I wonder if Melv was invited.

I’ve just had a look, Clean with Curtis doesn’t follow Melv... guess his invitation to the party is lost with his follow

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

I’ve just had a look, Clean with Curtis doesn’t follow Melv... guess his invitation to the party is lost with his follow

Curtis stole the show on the dance floor at the avamay birthday bash. Anyone remember Derek staying up to party and Melv when to bed in a mood and locked Derek out

 

[Wetmyplants]

I just came on to point out that the crowdfunding page he shared yesterday is now being shared online, on facebook, via local news sites, just in case Saint Melv tries to take all responsibility for helping boost the fund. Also when I looked yesterday he hadn’t made a donation to it himself, unless he was one of the anonymous donations, but that doesn’t strike me as his style.

I noticed this too!

 

[Badaboom]

Curtis stole the show on the dance floor at the avamay birthday bash. Anyone remember Derek staying up to party and Melv when to bed in a mood and locked Derek out

Ha! I had forgotten about that.I don’t know how Derek puts up with his moods, he’s an arse. I think Curtis is what Melv wishes he was, except Curtis is a 21 year old young man and Melv is almost middle aged, but acts as though he is 21.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I've just been looking back onthe 1st Melvin thread for a wee burst of nostalgia and came across these 2 stories from Melv that I had completely forgotten. I am bleeping dead! He really does think that he is saving the world through his platform

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Creased anyone would think it was his job! He literally bobs on, fires hunners of dots chatting shite then off he pops. duck off you absolute walloper. You're a tiny fish in a big pond don't forget Mazza, nobody relies on you. Self grandeur is vile to see. No wonder barely anyone wants to 'work' with him and its just crappy little bit and bat's of crap.

 

[Badaboom]

I've just been looking back onthe 1st Melvin thread for a wee burst of nostalgia and came across these 2 stories from Melv that I had completely forgotten. I am bleeping dead! He really does think that he is saving the world through his platform

Amazing, ‘my crazy life’ aye Melv, what a crazy life He must have been #gifted a new box of exclamation marks in that first story. What a tool.

 

[Wetmyplants]

Amazing, ‘my crazy life’ aye Melv, what a crazy life He must have been #gifted a new box of exclamation marks in that first story. What a tool.

His life is about as crazy as a night out in a morgue

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Mario and Curtis are following each other now

 

[#gifted Beggy]

I've just been looking back onthe 1st Melvin thread for a wee burst of nostalgia and came across these 2 stories from Melv that I had completely forgotten. I am bleeping dead! He really does think that he is saving the world through his platform

He wrote about not spending time with friends , what friends ? The two of them don’t have any

How’s this Mario’s song ? These people are on another planet .

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He's created a monster alright, one who can say in the same sentence, this isn't reality, but I'm keeping it real. The bleeping knobrot

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

He keeps saying that song is his song but wasn't so long ago it was shite bright like a diamond???

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

He keeps saying that song is his song but wasn't so long ago it was shite bright like a diamond???

Yeah and 'I wanna dance with somebody!' where he'd mime the clock hands ffs

Eww who remembers when he used to warble along to 'I'm feelin' myself' in his orange pyjama tshirt

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Why does his hair look like he's wearing a kippah in his latest pic with a fan?!?!

 

[Wheretonext]

Can I just say, I’d love to slap the fucker silly.
That’s all.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Why does his hair look like he's wearing a kippah in his latest pic with a fan?!?!

I can't unsee that now, that's hilarious!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I can't unsee that now, that's hilarious!

Hahaha I am not sorry one bit

I'd post the pic here but don't want to post the fan. I'll see how it crops

Doesn't crop well. I'm sure people will know what we're on about when they see his stories