Cleaning with Mario #4

[Kaydeelaydee]

Whos sacked for thieving? What have I missed!

Allegedly the hero of lovelies himself, alleged by someone on this forum who allegedly knows him from the alleged shire allegedly.

Think I've covered myself legally there. Wouldn't want to offend any blisters!!!

 

[Starrysky]

Long time lurker. Finally lost my shit with the self obsessed Melvin. ‘Most partners would struggle with how to help’ seriously? Why does he look down on people, from that self made pedestal so much? I’m pretty sure 99% of partners know what to do when they’re other half is feeling down. He’s had lack of sleep not been admitted to hospital or had a break down or anything.
Melvin you really are a special kinda special. I’m actually holding back on what I’m thinking
As for the tiredness, c’mon! I used to work in retail and yeah it’s tiring with no sleep. But try working 12 hour shifts, night shifts, day shifts, 80 odd hours in one week, in a highly stressful environment then tell me you’re tired. I’ll stop before I bite a hole in my tongue.

 

[#gifted Beggy]

I have a few screen shots of Melvin and Becky that I go to when feeling down

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He puts himself under pressure because of Instagram? I don’t see it; there’s no planned content, insightful reviews of products, edited clips, thoughtful photos, or anything that would suggest work behind the scenes.
There is no major sponsorship that requires timely ads.
All I see is Melvin with his stream of consciousness; the moaning, ranting, same old stuff day in day out. The world will keep turning and his 50 or so muffia who regularly comment can get the same visual by looking in their own carbon copy grey home.

What sort of life is it if that is something that causes anyone to feel pressurised? FFS just switch the phone off, take your head out of your arse and live in the real world

 

[irishbelle Thnak]

What is actually going on with that hairstyle?!

 

[Pinkloopsy]

With the amount of crap they eat in the bed it won’t be long til the rats come down for brekkie

 

[Claudius43]

Sorry for the delay, children related stuff. Basically his ‘lovely’ sister has just found out that her husband has been cheating on her for a while with a 20 something girl. Threw him out and that house they’ve just moved into is going on the market asap. Not sure if that was juicy just thought I’d share what I know lol. So I guess mario is saying he always knew he didn’t like the husband. They were together since they were 16

THIS IS THE JUCIEST THING SINCE RATGATE, I live for these things. Do feel bad for her though, her brothers a knobhead and she’s found out her husband is one too.

In all seriousness, I hope she’s doing ok cos being cheated on is awful. Do you live near by/know the family??

 

[Wheretonext]

Mrs Hinch with a basket of Ava Mays wax melts and none of poor auld Mario’s. NOT 1

 

[Be More Pacific]

New “valentimes” wax melts. Why can he not speak properly

'Cos he never went to school. Too busy running the Next empire/waitressing at Little Chef/stealing from Semi Chem (glossed over on the recent CV)

 

[Badaboom]

Shine bright like a Diamond. Which one of you sent him this?

I would just like to take this moment to point out that diamonds don’t actually shine, they only reflect, as they don’t have their own light source. Melv reflects like a diamond, so aye

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I think it’s sinking in that his account is not going to grow significantly, brands don’t want to work with him and even Derek has put his foot down about how long he spends “creating content” (he’s been reading his Instagram for Dummies book again)

if only he had closed his account after the rat/letterbox drama, he could have gone out on such a high

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Does anyone feel sorry for poor wee Dezza. Putting up with Moaning Martio and his diva tantrums, Paisleys' answer to Elton John. Bless wee Dezza he's a special kind of special

Whilst Melv thinks Derek deserves a badge for looking after him when he's down, we think he deserves a frikkin medal for living with him day to day in that grey padded tat cave!

He needs to start an account called 'DealingWithMario'

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Hello my lovelies.....I’ve not got much to tell use.......followed by a million dots then a head wobble with a “so aye”

Plus..... I've had literally hunnees of meeseges asking if I'm OK.... I'm fine, I'm absolutely fine. Just tired..... <insert latest insomnia journee>

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Things I just don't "get" #1

Melvin has a comfy looking armchair in his lounge. It is accessorised to death with a chunky knit throw, the texture of which gives Dezza the heebie jeebies to the extent that he can't bear to touch it, some kind of knitted ball and a to-be-replaced cushion (as soon as the buyers at B&M, Homebargains, The Range and Dunelm get their collective acts together). He works for a struggling department store chain that sells soft furnishings and could use the sale, probably has staff discount, but never seems to be on his radar as a place to shop from. Space in his home is at a premium. Nobody ever sits in the frickin chair!

 

[Be More Pacific]

I’m sorry, but I just have to keep saying this but I fucking love Mario. Loved tonight’s stories. And I also feel a bit sorry for him really.

Standard disclaimer - please don’t banish me and send me to the rave threads, I’ll be all alone there, I just find Mario to be hysterical but I do love reading here.

You ok hun?

He's a cunt.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

This is the best thread on tattle because Melvin has no redeeming features about his personality at all, so I feel no guilt ripping our Melv a new arsehole everyday. He is unintentional comedy gold and the "lovelies" that hang out here are some of the funniest going

 

[Wheretonext]

If he’s getting such nasty messages, and he’s such a little prick, why doesn’t he post the message? Because Mario, I think your pants are on fire!! You got no message. You’ve been poking your big wonky nose into our thread

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

God love the tit bag, he really thinks he has it hard. He works in a fucking shop, yes it's full on at times but it's not as if he's running into a fucking burning building or something.

(No shade about working retail, I did it for many years)

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Just on to plead the case for the new thread name sticking to the normal format. Cleaning with Mario #5.

If Zoiraahmed hadn't shared the message he blew up over, I would've continued to assume he had been on the receiving end of some truly evil hateful abuse given his reaction, and bawbag that he is, had that been the case I would've said he was entitled.

I'm mad at myself for not seeing through his b.s. immediately and forgetting how much of a wee loft rat he's capable of being. On reflection, had the so called troll message been at the level I imagined, he would've posted that message for all to see as we know there is nothing he wouldn't stoop to for attention.

Can we therefore not elevate him to the Hinch type thread names? He doesnt deserve the "flattery".

 

[Lottiedooda]

So he said he's well within his rights to be livid.....despite what 'everybody' thinks. So do we reckon he's been told he's been a twat about it

Ok we get it. It was an error, a huge error, it shouldn't have happened but it did. No one died, not even the cat. At worst a lock Smith drilled the lock they realised straight away it was the wrong hoosee. Rang and told him, rectified the situation and dealt with it.

He wasnt burgled, raided or held hostage. At worst it was a mild inconvenience to his day and you're telling me he didn't love the idea of leaving work a bit early for a drama and having some insta material for a day???