Cleaning with Mario #4

[Tracy2019]

That one makes me cringe so much - I hope you all don't think we are like that in Scotland

I was born in paisley lived there until 18 then moved to Glasgow just along the road and he makes us Scottish people sound hellish honest we’re not all like that lol god I hope not

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Mistakes like this shud na happen.

Melvin, I appreciate it's a crap situation, but there was no malicious intent. It's clear what has happened (the complaint came from your address regarding another address and if you explained things to the coooncil as well as you do on insta then it's no wonder the addresses were mixed up) and an apology has been made. Your door and precious letterbox (hopefully not a euphemism!) has been fixed, and quickly by the sounds of it.

No-one has died, no-one has been injured, any damage has been rectified and I'm quite sure you will still get your wages, surely Debenhams will treat it as a sick day? The ranting and head wobbling is attention seeking nonsense and twatting on about it is just holding onto the anger. Just let it go and appreciate what you have in life.

 

[Noseybonk]

At the cooncil, I wonder if Dezza had an earpiece in, with Martin shouting instructions in his ear.

 

[Headintheclouds82]

Cats arseholes on kitchen worktops.

Can’t be that much of a clean freak! I literally cannot stand people who allow their cats to walk and spray where food is it’s disgusting. They stand in their own shit in cat litter trays.
Either train your fucking cat or shut the kitchen door.

Mario - “Would you like a cup of biscuit tea with a side of cat shit crumbs”

His Lovelies - “yes please, a spray of cat piss wouldn’t go a miss”.

Get tae absolute fuck you cringey arse hole cling ons!

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

He's probably fine and just doing it to build engagement and to get his huns frothing at the gash worrying about him

 

[Kruger1234]

Choosing his wax melts for his cosy night....seashells, don’t you mean Seychelles you glaikit c***

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Random question but I’m kinda new, can your email address or anything like that be traced to your username or account on here? I have some gossip but do not want anyone to be able to find out who I am?

Welcome to the best thread on tattle. Spill or don't spill, but don't post teasers. That's a Melvin trait and you don't want to have that in common with him .

Or much else in common with him come to that.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I'm still laughing so hard about the idea that Melvin could give "career" advice in schools.

He lives in a manky housecoat, can't spell, endorses fake goods and seems incapable of telling the truth. Never mind the fact that he would take 5 hours to rant on about nothing and no-one would be any the wiser what he was trying to convey by the end of the presentation.

So unless he would be used as an example of how not to be professional, then it's a no from me.

 

[Mrsh2019]

“So my dads going into hospital for a serious operation on his heart, really serious..... I hope it doesn’t affect my sleep too much” aye that’s it Marion, bring it back to youse

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Considering Melv is such a big celeb now, has he considered it might be one of his super fans that has moved in to be close to him? One night they will tunnel down and abseil onto Melv in his sordid little grief hole bed
I've just listened to the "terrifying sounds" and it's just a fucking rat, call rentokill, job done. Fucking melt

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

As a middle aged, mentally ill, menopausal woman I feel it is my duty to stand up for my peeps. Melvin's lovelies (lovely?) who send him their cringeworthy lip sync battles are just soppy cunts who are desperate to have St Melv as their geigh best friend. They seem to think it will make them more interesting, newsflash you fannies, it doesn't. It's just embarrassing, now sit the fuck down
#notallmiddleagedmenopausalwimmin #NAMAMW

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Jesus so much aggression and drama over the fact he's purchased a shark.

Nobody gives a fuck so pipe down piss flap

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

News is reporting four people in Scotland are being tested for suspected coronavirus. I bet he gets meeseges from his lovelies asking if that's what's in his eyes

He's the sort of tit who will manage to convince himself that he has it because he had a chicken chow mein from the local takeaway

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

The crapet jurnehh, he has selected the company he is going to work with.....translation, he's been to Carpet Right and picked the cheapest that's on offer

you beat me to it

How DA FUCK does buying a carpet constitute as "working with" the seller? So this means he works with Asda and Morrison's when doing the grocery shop. Bawbag!

And was I the only one that thought 50 when he said "you've no idea the number of shades of grey"?

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

I understand its a right bloody inconvinence whats happened with the council and really it shouldnt have happened. But it human error for god sake. They have obviously been attending the guy across the landing and made a mistake - probably coz his address will be imprinted on their minds from "ratgate".
I dont understand why he feels so unsafe... Hes not been burgled as he slept, hes not had his house turned over. Someones broke the lock on his door and by the sounds of it he has a new lock and new keys?!
The most shocking thing about this whole story for me was that his filter kept glitching off to reveal his true appearance... Eeee Mario pal you have had a wee hard paper round eh!

 

[JessicaFletcher]

I've actually reached the point where I can't even hate watch him anymore, I can't face another 50 stories in a row of him whinging from his bed. I actually skipped them and just though 'fuck off'. He's the most insufferable person on the planet. He still has 80k because they all have him on mute.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Yeah tickles me how he chooses to live in a council house in a run down area when he's already bragged that he could save for a mortgage and buy a big house "just like that" he says, clicking his fingers. Someone else who can't buy a property could have that flat that he's built from the ground up.

 

[bananadancer]

At this point Derek might be the smart one in their relationship.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Don’t you know he pays full rent what difference does that make!

 

[Kruger1234]

My first post I read every mario thread post though. This has made my week reading from last night to today. A nest I used to really like him, he motivated me to get off my arse but since his. Mad ‘night’ at the community centre, the fact he kens awww aboot tanning, how simple Derek is, his taste in fashion, rants on Jay Dee, his sleep pattern that’s he’s tried everything to sort, the fact he calls Mrs Hinch Sophie, his meals out in fancy restaurants and now the nest I’m done!!!