He’s wanting the council to pick up the bill for pest control. He’s saving for luxurious carpets.Considering Melv is such a big celeb now, has he considered it might be one of his super fans that has moved in to be close to him? One night they will tunnel down and abseil onto Melv in his sordid little grief hole bed
I've just listened to the "terrifying sounds" and it's just a fucking rat, call rentokill, job done. Fucking melt
You plucked that thought right out of my brain. My bets on stoned zombie squirrelsHis neighbour was probably growing cannabis in it. Hence why he was always up in it
Melvin gives a lot away in his unguarded moments. He and Dezza both work so why should he not be paying full rent? I love the way he makes it sound like he's some kind of a mug for paying his way!Sorry he’s moaning saying he pays full rent so expects someone there when he clicks his fingers?? I’m a council tenant (no I’m not scum) and I pay full rent and I wouldn’t expect them to come out straight away for something like that. God help him if he ever owns his own house, you don’t get it all for free then you entitled knob
Who said Council tenants are scum?Sorry he’s moaning saying he pays full rent so expects someone there when he clicks his fingers?? I’m a council tenant (no I’m not scum) and I pay full rent and I wouldn’t expect them to come out straight away for something like that. God help him if he ever owns his own house, you don’t get it all for free then you entitled knob
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