Oh Lordy, I've done myself a mischief laughing at that Kermit image!I wonder if oor dezza’s getting a single person council tax rebate....
but that ain’t none of my business
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Here hereI wonder if oor dezza’s getting a single person council tax rebate....
but that ain’t none of my business
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See! I told you Melvin was son of God. Curing the sick and disabled with his foul mouth and gobshite ways. I might put a Melvin story on and shove my phone up my arse to see if he can cure my debilitating pilesOh dear god who are these people who send him these messages
Praise be!Oh dear god who are these people who send him these messages
Melvin can then use his strangler fingers to retrieve your phone later.See! I told you Melvin was son of God. Curing the sick and disabled with his foul mouth and gobshite ways. I might put a Melvin story on and shove my phone up my arse to see if he can cure my debilitating piles
That should have said, the YouTuber he follows.Is it just me or has his stories about his transgender YouTube been deleted??
Because at the end of the day he's just another insta clone that can't bear the thought of shopping anywhere hinch does or buying anything in a colour other than grey. Plus I don't know if he'd get the same level of tacky tat at debenhams, the hinchers home styling philosophy is only to buy stuff that actually looks like it came from home bargains. They've developed this fantasy world where cheap and nasty is the new classy, plus you got to be relatable so the cheaper the betterThings I just don't "get" #1
Melvin has a comfy looking armchair in his lounge. It is accessorised to death with a chunky knit throw, the texture of which gives Dezza the heebie jeebies to the extent that he can't bear to touch it, some kind of knitted ball and a to-be-replaced cushion (as soon as the buyers at B&M, Homebargains, The Range and Dunelm get their collective acts together). He works for a struggling department store chain that sells soft furnishings and could use the sale, probably has staff discount, but never seems to be on his radar as a place to shop from. Space in his home is at a premium. Nobody ever sits in the frickin chair!
A massive shudder just ran through my whole body with the thought of Melvin's serial killer fingers anywhere near my balloon knot!Melvin can then use his strangler fingers to retrieve your phone later.
If you’re lucky he might #gift you one of those knock off phone cases he showed off recently. Once he’s toilet brushed off any skiddies and zoflora’d your bum cheeks.
Then, even though you will ask him not to, he will let all his muffia lovelies share in his benevolence on his stories.
Yes!! They’ve gone. Curious? Why would he delete such post?! Hmmmm.Is it just me or has his stories about his transgender YouTube been deleted??
That should have said, the YouTuber he follows.
Well rest assured you didn’t miss much. Just odd that he deleted them. He was rabbiting on about having to put a tag on being ‘Gay’ or ‘Transgender’ that straight people don’t have to tell people they’re ‘straight’I can still see the one story about Nikki (sp?), where he was at pains to point out he had followed for 6 years
The story was all over social media last night and is in the news today. Bet Melvin is pure rage he missed it all and he’s a Johnny come lately as per usual
The screenshot of the page is still up - but There were multiple dots of him beefing on about this Nikki - who he has watched for such a long time (6 years) and is so shocked and surprised. He didn’t see that coming. And in this fag and age, it’s sad we have to “labelise” anything that’s not ‘normal’. 🥱its still up !!!
There he goes again, stupid comments that do more harm than good. He is such a dickThe screenshot of the page is still up - but There were multiple dots of him beefing on about this Nikki - who he has watched for such a long time (6 years) and is so shocked and surprised. He didn’t see that coming. And in this fag and age, it’s sad we have to “labelise” anything that’s not ‘normal’. 🥱
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