Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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He now has 2 phones to deal with his Instagram and personal life. Deed I Cannae fucking cope, I swear he trolls us and I love it!
 
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What a cunt! he really thinks he’s something doesn’t he?

Now has a “burner” phone for insta stop it!!!!
 
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The fact that he now has two phones and felt the need to tell the whole of Instagram has absolutely killed me What a little Dick
 
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Listen lovelies ….. its marions ain page, ain life, ain rules so nae debates noo! If he needs two phones for his insta famous life then it must be essential coz hes cut right back oan spendin money oan crap and clutter mind !!
 
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Damn at all youse lot posting the pic before me I thought the glasses were snapped and then I realised it was the design my lovelies. They brows smell the fucking wealth
Actually I like the brows, the gegs then my eyes moved down to THAT FUCKING HOOSCOAT!!!!
 
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Aw Christ a “instagram” phone and his “personal”phone Get a grip Marion, your hardly that much of a celebrity that your phone would be blowing up that much you’d need to get 2 separate ones.

But aye, oor wee Marion the celeb, the fashion icon, the hairdresser, the makeup artist, the professional cleaner, the big bawbag.
 
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The prick will end up having insta on them both anyway. Such a fucking bell end!

Just when you think he can’t get anymore pathetic, then BAM!
 
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Filter has made his teeth whiter too. Great ad for Woodhill Dental when you have to filter their work.
So I actually went to Woodhill dental care around the same time Mario was posting about them! I was very scared of the dentist then, hadn't been for years but because he said they were great with anxious patients, super friendly and helpful etc. it gave me the kick I needed to just go. I thought I'd get the main guy but obviously being a wee nobody meant i didn't get the special treatment like Prince Maz so I was seen by who i can only assume was a newly qualified dentist. She was nice enough but she didn't even try to calm me down or ask why I was anxious etc, didn't clean my teeth properly and told me I needed 1 filling (I actually needed 4 - went to a different dentist after). I don't hold it against her really, she must've been new and not as experienced but I just thought when I left what a joke Mario is making this place out to be this haven for anxious patients who work wonders on people, yet not one person even tried to calm my nerves and I had to get more work done to my teeth than they told me. I'll never grace their flairboards again ma lovlies.
 
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I'm sure going into work at the cop shop with two phones won't raise any badly tattooed eyebrows.

I bet he calls it his work phone too
 
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Actually I like the brows, the gegs then my eyes moved down to THAT FUCKING HOOSCOAT!!!!
Thank God I'm not the only one thought the brows were a good job. Until he filtered the shit out of himself obviously!
 
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Filter has made his teeth whiter too. Great ad for Woodhill Dental when you have to filter their work.
It's probably nae their fault ma lovelie! I can't imagine Maz heaving his lazy arse oot of bed ta brush his teeth after he's been scoffing chocolate and the like

He isnae exactly the poster boy for good personal hygiene in his pit stained PJ's and honking hoosecoat.
 
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Thank God I'm not the only one thought the brows were a good job. Until he filtered the shit out of himself obviously!
I think they are fab! Wish I could pluck(scuse the pun) up the courage and get mine done. I look like Voldemort.
ETA I do have a nose unlike Voldemort
 
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Smell the wealth my lovelies smell the wealth. Mario 2 phones has found a balance going forward! Not his lip balm or any sense of morality or style but as long as he has balance….
Nipping safely back to my ain lane now!
 
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Mario is the gift that keeps on giving. A 'work' phone and a personal phone! I wonder what journey we will go one next?
 
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If I were him I wouldn’t be advertising I have two iPhones on me in his area. He’ll be mugged for crack money quicker than you can flush the loo in his overcrowded bathroom!
 
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