Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

[DollyTheLamb]

I wonder what happened that Derek got the sack must have been something bad??

Meantime I’m getting hot flushes with the vision of wee deek in some sort of security uniform

 

[Turmeric123]

Another favourite of mine is the dyson one… purely just for how ridiculous it is he’s got a dyson hairdryer

19 seconds that's because he has no hair

 

[Babybail93]

Are you okay ma lovelie? I’m concerned for you having terrible visions like that

I don’t even know why it came into my heed! Was driving along minding my aine businesses. Then bam!!

I think that is a sign I need a Marion break

 

[Nellyellie]

Keep it going….. Mario Pointless Purchase-

Mini fridge to keep his bespoke skincare in.

 

[brumbrum16]

Has Rayn ate him?!

Marzipan oh Marzipan where are you ma lovelie

 

[Skyflier6727]

I've come visit from the Hinch thread this one comes highly recommended and very disappointed he's having a deep rest when I started to follow

Buckle up when he’s back- this is the funniest thread on tattle

 

[Popper]

What if he really has taken a full stop and not just a comma. His inbox, outbox and letterbox must be getting thrashed during his hiatus.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Never place a full stop, where whichever God(s) you believe in has placed a comma, Marion will reflect by gazing into the shiny, shiny surfaces of his cleanfluencer paradise,

 

[Alistess]

I've been debating whether to write this or not for a little while. It's not great tea but it does add a bit into the mario folklore.
My friend used to work with Derek not in m&s before that ..I dunno if I should say where. Anyway Derek was the team leader/supervisor one night until he made a decision that resulted in a customer getting hurt quite badly. He was then sacked.
My friend didnt even realise he then lived across the road from derek and mario till after this happened. He says derek is horrible and aggressive but he doesnt know mario

Well, I’ve nearly finished my first bottle but that’s sobered me right up. Wee cute as a button Dirk?

 

[twilightgarden]

Bet when he’s back the teeny, tiny hallway will have had it’s new flooring put down

Maybe Derek has had enough of him and he’s under the Lionel vinyl floor?

 

[BoujeeBabe]

Hello ma lovelies, how are you? Am fine, awll is gud here, am living ma best lyf awn ma week aff from work.

Ahh wiz in Home Bargains earlier and "Higher Love" wiz playing, which made me think av oor Marion, bless his straight jacket and pearl necklace.

Dick.

 

[blocknroll]

WTF is that filter all about??

I think he’s actually convinced himself now that the filtered view is what he actually looks like.

 

[twilightgarden]

Jist pure cozy, hen. Back in yer ain lane you go.

He loves to be warrum

 

[Sloppys]

Well ma lovelies, I have had time to re watch marios highlights. Well there’s some absolute gems there isn’t there?! Ma personal favs have to be the hundreds of chat talking pure shit stories. Or maybe it’s the insane amount of make up but let’s no forget he’s no professional aye. Or even the dyson hairdryer highlight for his 3 hairs. There’s just so many to choose from ma lovelies.
Also, I’ve noticed over the last 6 months the amount of money he’s spent on the postage stamp - all the stuff in the hallway, the living room, the kitchen. I know a lot is gifted but they piss money up the wall. So aye and so forth.

 

[Andioooop]

A brand new boujie thread, a new jurnee ma lovelies. Hope yis awe kick ass today & stay in ye aine lanes. Tonnes a love mwah mwah

 

[SuzyE]

Keep it going….. Mario Pointless Purchase-

Mini fridge to keep his bespoke skincare in.

The stupid ring in a block of flats

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Hopefully sacked for being no good at cleaning. Fingers crossed oor Derek has seen the light too.

The cunt is not even on this planet!!

And I’ve said it before but if he’s lost his job then HA FUCKING HA, KARMER ON YOUR ARSE Marion!!!

 

[Stealingstyle]

Ma lovelies he was spotted alive in well in the Dargavel area confirmed sighting.

Doing a dancing tik tok he was, wonder if he'll share it?

 

[Delia Smith]

As if that's his middle name lol

 

[Poptart]

Right I've poured a glass of wine and am here for more tea on wee Deek....