Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand

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Could Deek have given him an ultimatum? Stop making a show of yourself on social media or were over kind of thing?
 
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Could Deek have given him an ultimatum? Stop making a show of yourself on social media or were over kind of thing?
I don’t blame him. I bet Derek’s sick of being constantly told to block anyone who even slightly disagrees with Marion and checking his inbox, outbox and letterbox of course.
 
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I wonder wit oor Rayn has got Marzipan for father's day?
I still think she's eaten him
 
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I wonder if he’ll do a Father’s Day post on insta ya know because just sending his dad a txt or phone call isn’t enough, got to let all the world know how much you lurrrve your dad
 
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I wonder if he’ll do a Father’s Day post on insta ya know because just sending his dad a txt or phone call isn’t enough, got to let all the world know how much you lurrrve your dad
It’s his Dad who gave him that honker, so I wouldn’t think bad of him if he’d disowned him

Edit to add photo evidence this looks scarily like that mock up of old Marion from the other day. Derek, run!
 
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I actually think Mario’s dad is a wee cutie and suits his nose unlike Mario himself who is a melted shoe x
 
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Right it’s like where the fucks Wally!!!!
Mazda come oot yer hobit hole and tell us that you are absaloooootly fine!!!!!
 
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Luvlieeeees I might be late to the party and this might even of been mentioned BUT Booboo scrubber has another insta page. It’s called Robbie and Andy.
 
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At this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, fucking bellend
 
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At this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, fucking bellend
Aww ma luvlee he flounces aww the time ...am missing the big nosed cunt tae be honest wae ye he gives me life stacey Solomon style ma luvlee
 
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I agree wae youz aw ma luvlies. I’m missing the big nosed prick anaw, something about watching his stories scratches ma wee brain lit no other. Nae worries but he’ll be back soon enough winging and moaning about witever it is the day then we’ll aw flood on here tae speak. These threads will be moving faster than the ibs shits coming oot his arse.
 
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At this point I couldn’t care less if comes back, what an absolute drama queen he is, I hope nobody’s messaged him either asking if he’s fiiiiiinnnneeee, fucking bellend
Beaky's probably sitting reading our posts thinking "I'll teach them. I'll make them think somethings wrong"...But we know how the drama Queen works, so stick with us lovely, because he'll crack before we do
 
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I can’t tolerate the days of reposting stories from his wee sheep welcoming him back when he starts posting again. I can’t believe ANYONE would miss someone being temporarily absent from a social media app. It’s tragic.
 
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He’ll come back with I am fine ma lovelies, a pan round his postage stamp and wave in the mirror. All whilst wearing his hoosecoat. Followed 20 stories of hun just chatting pure shite so aye and so forth. Anyway ma lovelies I’m fineee, mwah mwah mwah
 
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Sometimes you’ve just goat tae take a wee bit of time tae yerself and don’t care about whit ANYBODY thinks.
 
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