He needs to leave room for awwwww the crisssssss ma lovelie
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Touch hairy wood ...eh naw thanks marjoram and 3 hairs doesnae equate to hairy ....clutching and yer pearls an wiping away non existent tears bleeping old wimen
Oh wow, did he really?!. The nasty bastard
We need a FAQ on the wiki methinks
Tattlers theorise it's to protect the falbon wrap ma lovelie. He disnae want to accidentally steam the wrap off
He's such a fake bastard in every wayView attachment 609057Here we go… ‘howling’ with laughter at ‘chicken dinosaurs’ comments … wiping away his fake tears ma lovelies
Cleaners are the foundation of a business….he’s aff his rocker 
Exactly! I was just coming on to say this, I will never forget his ‘dirty scrubbers’ comment.
Also, my gawd he is easily amused isn’t he? He should read this thread, he’d be laughing for weeks!
Oh there he goes with his screenshots of nameless messages .
Put the whole screenshot with their names and I'll believe you didn't do them yourself, Maz
Put the whole screenshot with their names and I'll believe you didn't do them yourself, Maz
Could land a concord on that nozzle!View attachment 609057Here we go… ‘howling’ with laughter at ‘chicken dinosaurs’ comments … wiping away his fake tears ma lovelies
Fuckinghell mazda talk about sense of grandeur again. Wind your wee flaky neck in will ya.
You should repost it
But aye chocolate just isny fir him ma luvlies. It’s no like him to eat it.
Just baffles me everytime I see it. Looks bloody stupid.We need a FAQ on the wiki methinks
Tattlers theorise it's to protect the falbon wrap ma lovelie. He disnae want to accidentally steam the wrap off
And the pop!He needs to leave room for awwwww the crisssssss ma lovelie
Yes, I never heard this before
It should probably feature on the Wiki.
Why in the name of Jesus, Mary and the wee donkey does he have his kettle and toaster in the middle of the bastardin kitchen worktop? Like why? Why would you not put them closest to the wall so you’ve lots of worktop space. bleeping moon unit of a man. I say it all the time but he gives me the rage. And then I saw a 30292727191 dots so that’s me out, can’t listen to him waffle on about shite. Prob won’t watch him for a while as no doubt he will be on a shite floor story for the next 4 weeks, a floor journey for the smallest hallway known to man. Anyways. Back to my own lane I go my lovelies so aye. Nae debates 
What a horrible little bleep
I always find when people do loads of emoji’s like that they’re trying to pretend they don’t give a tit and find it funny but they’re secretly pissed off. duck he gives me the rage. Scrawny runt.
Can I come oot my Laine to say they are the bespoke marks and spencer crispy chicken with the sweet chilli sauce!! He’s removed them from the plastic and placed the sauce in a bespoke bowl possibly from the back lash from the Mac and cheese oot the dish the previous night! I know cause in my defence they are a fave of mine but are noo off ma menu
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