Aw aye hen did yae know ma brother is Johnny McKnight Pantomime legend, and for your informations ma lovelies he's an actor and does plays and if any of youse were wonderin he also does theatre. . sounds the same, but its no its aw different he's wae Widicome and Pump he's pure famous so aye and so forth“My brothers an actor... if you don’t know my brothers an actor” does he no hear wit comes oot his mouth?
Cos there’s soooo many things that’s gone wrong this week but he’s spared usWtf why does he “hate” his life, he found the watch. Stupid wee scrote. They wrinkles on the side of his head are getting deeper and deeper
Only the finest tradesmen for oor Boujie Bald Eagle dawlThat cutting indid he pay for people to do the decorating last time? I’d want my money back. Swerved right oot of my aine laine here, but it needs saying
He lost the wull tae live this week, but don't worry ma lovelies he FOON ITCos there’s soooo many things that’s gone wrong this week but he’s spared us
Im so confused, it’s like a fry up/pissed up Saturday night tea/Sunday dinnerRaw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog shit and a glass of piss. Yummy
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Did you no know he 'paiys fuhl rent' ma lovely his wee wan bedroom cooncil flat at £375 a munth, that's got to be streesfuhlWtf why does he “hate” his life, he found the watch. Stupid wee scrote. They wrinkles on the side of his head are getting deeper and deeper
I'm going in early lads!The tat photo + the thread title is giving me belly laughs almost 24 hours after they were posted. Tooooooo good
No shade all T on maid Marion BTW, When he started Instagram his wee flat he 'paiys fuhl rent fur' was actually being paid for by housing benefit, however only as a single person occupant, cause Midget Bardot over there or Deek should I say were receiving benefit for said tat cave, when wee Marion made it on insta and went big in the paper, wee deek and him could no longer lie to the social about single occupancy and both incomes were taken into account, ergo wee mazda over here all proud of his wee boujie self for paying all 375 quid of his rent and no longer claiming housing benefitIn all seriousness, Marion wouldn’t know real hardship even if it came and smacked that beak of his.
Oohhh, I am here for thisNo shade all T on maid Marion BTW, When he started Instagram his wee flat he 'paiys fuhl rent fur' was actually being paid for by housing benefit, however only as a single person occupant, cause Midget Bardot over there or Deek should I say were receiving benefit for said tat cave, when wee Marion made it on insta and went big in the paper, wee deek and him could no longer lie to the social about single occupancy and both incomes were taken into account, ergo wee mazda over here all proud of his wee boujie self for paying all 375 quid of his rent and no longer claiming housing benefithence the 'fuhl rent' saga
Indeed, cause when he started he hammered in how much it was only 'Deeks hoos' and then he worked in Debenhams and used said money to furnish and devorate 'Deeks hoos' while soon after declared it was their flat, not declaring them as a couple so wee Deek there was getting single occupancy, when his wee insta grew and he was in the papers he said about it being Deeks flat and him moving in when it was 'aw done' due to said insta growth and exposure they declared living together hence wee mazda and Deek had to payOohhh, I am here for this
And Midget Bardot
Indeed, cause when he started he hammered in how much it was only 'Deeks hoos' and then he worked in Debenhams and used said money to furnish and devorate 'Deeks hoos' while soon after declared it was their flat, not declaring them as a couple so wee Deek there was getting single occupancy, when his wee insta grew and he was in the papers he said about it being Deeks flat and him moving in when it was 'aw done' due to said insta growth and exposure they declared living together hence wee mazda and Deek had to payDeek got a job, cause rhey couldn't afford to live otherwise, Mazda declared his income there is keeping his income low and staying part time, cause he is literally working to piy his credit cards only and add to the fuhl rent and deek piys more or less said fuhl rent while he pisses the rest of wee deeks money up the walls, deek piys all the bills and food shop and Migdet bardot hammers credit cards and works part time to piy them aff. Cause when Mazda was without a job he was freaking out about it becoming unaffordable and struggled and realised the shit they were in, hence mazda taking any cleaning job he could get so aye and so forth all Tea
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