I’ve seen worse on Instagram but it honestly looks like a hotel lobby. The grey is a nice colour but that’s about it 
Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’
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He’s been gifted new back cushions from the discount wummin ffs 
why didn’t he replace the skirtings on the other walls....
why didn’t he replace the skirtings on the other walls....Looking at it impartially.... 
it's not terrible, but it's just very dated, isn't it? That settee is AWFUL, though - sticks oot like a sore thumb! 
it's not terrible, but it's just very dated, isn't it? That settee is AWFUL, though - sticks oot like a sore thumb! 
The fabric on the sofa seems brown/gold with the colour of the lighting; it looks ok when it’s just shown in daylight.
I still don’t understand why he’s spunked all that cash (“this is NOT AN AD, NOTTT AN AD!”) on a rented home.
his use of the word bult entertains me though. His ‘bult-in’ media unit
I still don’t understand why he’s spunked all that cash (“this is NOT AN AD, NOTTT AN AD!”) on a rented home.
his use of the word bult entertains me though. His ‘bult-in’ media unit
Maz sounded a wee bit breathless in those stories. Panting with excitement ma lovelies! Wouldnae suprise me if his button mushroom was twitching in anticipation of the incoming arse licking comments from his mafia. He really does believe his own hype doesn't he?
Ok so I don’t hate the decor. All the shite that he has rammed in the room is bleeping rotten.
Those tables? The shite on the tables? What the duck is it on the window ledges? The good thing hanging from the ceiling? The new navy beach towel cannae handle in the weight of the joos and tapas table!!!
Those tables? The shite on the tables? What the duck is it on the window ledges? The good thing hanging from the ceiling? The new navy beach towel cannae handle in the weight of the joos and tapas table!!!
Looking at the media/panelled wall it looks nice, then he pans round and it's like a granny's sitting room. I find it funny that he use the song 'Lucky' by Britney when it's about having everything you've ever wanted but still crying at night 
The window decorations are the worst bit, closely followed by all the other tacky clutter!
It’s just all so predictable, not one original thought in his tiny mind...
It’s just all so predictable, not one original thought in his tiny mind...
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Looks shite.
Kthanksbye.
Kthanksbye.
Thank you to our joiner and our decorator duck me he really has ideas above his stations. As if he has a personal ‘team’ on hand that work for only him. What an absolute prize tit he is
duck me he really has ideas above his stations. As if he has a personal ‘team’ on hand that work for only him. What an absolute prize tit he isThose tables are fecking awful... like someone said above, it looks like a hotel lobby.
My observations-
Why get a brand new mirror when the other one matches the other crappy furniture?
Blue pampas grass. Need I say any more?
Where’s the drinks trolly?
Where’s deeks shite?
where’s the moss bowl?
Where’s the cat bed?
where’s he shoved all his Eva maeeee baskets?
There is no storage I can see in that room
My observations-
Why get a brand new mirror when the other one matches the other crappy furniture?
Blue pampas grass. Need I say any more?
Where’s the drinks trolly?
Where’s deeks shite?
where’s the moss bowl?
Where’s the cat bed?
where’s he shoved all his Eva maeeee baskets?
There is no storage I can see in that room
He really needs to be careful
Of what he says, especially now he has captions!! I assume he meant to say he couldn’t recommend them enough, but missed out the all important last word!
Of what he says, especially now he has captions!! I assume he meant to say he couldn’t recommend them enough, but missed out the all important last word!
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Right !! Let’s dissect this shambles lol the media wall actually doesn’t look too bad but and it’s a huge but, it does not fkin go at all with the other side of the room 
it’s a total fkin miss mash of styles it’s like a jumble sale at the other side
And that fkin pagazzi light that’s been overdone for yearsdid you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago
the media wall actually doesn’t look too bad but and it’s a huge but, it does not fkin go at all with the other side of the room it’s a total fkin miss mash of styles it’s like a jumble sale at the other side And that fkin pagazzi light that’s been overdone for years
did you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago They remind me of the little things you get with a new phone to remove the simThe window decorations are the worst bit, closely followed by all the other tacky clutter!
It’s just all so predictable, not one original thought in his tiny mind...
And that fkin pagazzi light that’s been overdone for years did you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago
did you get that out the dump Mario because I left it there about two years ago 
well ma lovelies, I’m going right out my Laine after being kept in suspenders all week! It’s not as hideous as I was exspecting. BUT
the navy bespoke touches just don’t work Ma lovelies. And those things on the windowsills are Ming! I’ll take my criss and joos back to ma Laine now mwah mwah tattie hearts to you all
the navy bespoke touches just don’t work Ma lovelies. And those things on the windowsills are Ming! I’ll take my criss and joos back to ma Laine now mwah mwah tattie hearts to you all
Aye ma lovelie it’s probably shoved behind the sofas mwah mwah
He's quite attached to that wee bathroom cabinet isn't he 
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