Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’

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Raw sausage, raw bacon, burnt bread, a pat of dog shit and a glass of piss. Yummy

 
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We're the gift that keeps on giving and nae debates. Our page our rules. So on , so aye and so forth. I'm disgusted the little bugger is off out for brekie I hope it's outdoor dining only and it rains!
I know it’s only on page two but this should be the next thread title.
 
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Aw ma luvlies I really hope it is panelling in the living room otherwise the title makes me look like a right tit
 
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Does anyone have the tattie heart gif? I saw it on an old thread but can't remember what one.
I searched for this yesterday, both on here and on GIPHY! It was one of Kiki’s classics but I can’t find it

I’m swerving out of my lane and going off topic here but imagine if Mario turned out to be a legit parody account? I thought about this and laughed at the idea.
 
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If Marion came out as a parody account I’d send him a bouquet a flowers with a thank you note attached to it saying “thanks for all the laughs, love from tattle mwah mwah

Anyway, I’d be impressed if he was a parody account, keeping up a character like Marion for that long must be exhausting.
 
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I’m not sure if I would be delighted or disappointed!
 
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Noo I ain't no Mrs Hinch but limescale isn't a particular problem in the West Coast, isn't it my luvlies?
 
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Maybe it’s just me but I think in Scotland generally there isn’t a limescale problem as the water isn’t hard. What a numpty.
 
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Lived on the West Coast all my life and never had to use a limescale remover
Ditto. I did buy this when I moved into my own flat in my early 20s. Think it got binned as I quickly found out we don't need it

Anyway that cackling sound is me swerving back intae my ain lane, my luvlie.
 
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Sorry, but for the deep clean? But he’s always “gutting” the place out? How much deep cleaning has this muppet really got to do??
 
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