Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

[Laura VanderBooben]

sorry everyone I'm kate to the party but omg lol what a tit

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Just because I love you all,,,

 

[Rubyronron]

That's a lovely new cutlery divider in the colour plywood. Matches his bamboo kettle handle a treat. Once you open the drawer

 

[Poptart]

The boiler engineer said the house was stunning....sure they did Wazio..... But fear not ma lovelies theres more work to come!
It was just last night he was calculating what mortgage they could afford so why spend more money on a flat they don't own?! My tolerance for this fuck nugget is zero today!

 

[no flouncing]

I had to laugh as he went through all of the Hinch merch explaining what each item is because that ‘jar’ he said he was going to put in the kitchen (although he’s not sure what he will fill it with yet) is actually not a jar. It’s a drinks bottle

 

[shady_essex34]

And yet oor Marions boujee bespoke hair has never changed since initial lockdown last March.............so who's been doing his???

He does his own ma lovely. Practice makes ok

Edit to add picture reference

 

[Poptart]

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Awh it’s all perfecttttt except I hate this this this and this

BUT A LOOOOOVE IT MA LOVELIES

Just don't put the stickers on then. Fucking hell Mario Swan isn't fucking Gucci!!!! God my tolerance is low today. Back in ma Laine noo.

 

[Poptart]

He has hasn't he? He's made a bucks fizz with orange squash and not fresh OJ. I need a lie down.

 

[shady_essex34]

Afternoon lovelies ! Is Marion throwing hints he is about to start his own cleaning business ?

I’d love to see him getting the bus with his shark, spin mop, broom, crapet cleaner, multiple sprays and melts

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Well ma lovelies, out my usual 10km walk tonight taking in the West End of Glasgow and walked past Marions brother, waiting to cross a road no less. It would appear the Aunties road crossing trauma hasn’t affected the whole family.

 

[Hinchpinchpunch]

did he just say the boiler man made a massive complaint?

 

[Doodlebug71]

He's bought a hair mask

Miriam is trolling us now with the hair mask , why don't you buy some rollers an awe go the whole hog ma luvlee...so aye

 

[Popper]

Ahm no really in the right frame of spirits fur a new thread but will sit down and get some class and youse ma spine coz ahv goat one and deal with it.
why can he never get a phrase/saying correct?! Always mashes up either end of 2 to make his own bespoke one

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Hes such a wee wanker. Taking the piss out of people hanging washing up with hangers and saying he would stick to pegs.....you can't though Marion can you as you live in a flat with no garden to hang your washing(s) out!
You'd be fucking delighted to have washing(s) hanging in your own garden with own boujee bespoke dolly pegs. Keep saving and maybe someday you will though

If he did have a garden, he'd lift the grass up and replace it crushed velvet, ma lovelie.

 

[Wheretonext]

A hair mask!! A HAIR MASK!! I’ve more hair on my f**king legs. I do hope he shares a before and after.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

What do his hand tattoos say!!?? I wonder if they’re spelt correctly

When he puts them together it reads 'GIVE ME FREE STUFF'

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

No words. Poor Derek that is so, so awful

 

[BespokeBiatch]

I’m guessing a light oak effect for the fablon journee. That means he’ll then need to get a new washing machine and tumble dryer in the colour white and the scent new plastic wrap. And then in turn we will aw get to go on a #gifted lino journee with him for a lighter coloured floor.

youse heard it here first.
Ps LOBE yous

 

[menopausalmargrit]

In what parallel universe would you chap your neighbours door and ask if they want your old kettle and toaster? More shite comes out his mouth than his arse!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

After today's "true or false" session with Melvin, I'm here on this boujee new thread in the colour "bewildered" in the scent "Dear God, why?"