Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell

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BishBashBoss said:
If you see any bright flashes and mushroom shaped clouds appearing from the Paisley area

Drop to the ground face down and place your hands under your body. Remain flat until the heat and two shock waves have passed
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Could also be his IBS

Poptart said:
Just don't put the stickers on then. Fucking hell Mario Swan isn't fucking Gucci!!!! God my tolerance is low today. Back in ma Laine noo.
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I’m surprised he didn’t put Chanel stickers on
 
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Whatsallthis

Noseyrosie62 said:
Ok what the actual fuck is this. 2 bits of bread and butter with tomato’s stuck on top? No cheese? Not even toasted.

I just don’t get it.

does he think he is showing off some gourmet meal ?

to much for a Saturday morning
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Has the pepper exploded on him again?
 
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Booboo76 said:
Why does he show off his front room like he’s so proud of it, I’m not being bitchy for the sake of it but it’s just so boring and ordinary looking
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It’s bespoke ma lovelie mwah mwah

twilightgarden said:
Poor Derek got a bollocking for using it, it’s probs filled with Aldi ‘doop’
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He was horrible to derek about that ‘they’re for guests’ (before Covid) WHAT FUCKIN GUESTS? It’s on the ‘boy wonder’ highlight.. isn’t he lovely
 
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Exhausted Pigeon

Stormi said:
Jo Malone looks empty its been in there for ever lol
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How is the guest soap empty if they've had no guests? Bet the closest they've come to socialising was when Deek went the neighbour's gaff to swap the kettle and toaster for a 20 bag of green!
 
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SuzyE

His latest story post..."Party at mine". Some party that'll be in his shoe box flat
 
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Giselle

Booboo76 said:
Why does he show off his front room like he’s so proud of it, I’m not being bitchy for the sake of it but it’s just so boring and ordinary looking
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Boring ordinary ... .... bland unwelcoming uncomfortable ... I can’t imagine sitting down in the sofa feels nice with all the cushions taking over the bum space and the stickiness from the room sprays. Plus what the actual fuck with that padded mirror ....
 
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GreatBritishFakeOff

His flat decor is awful
Know everyone has different tastes but the only taste he has in his mouth
The amount of clutter! It’s like a jumble sale or tombola. His idea of minimalistic must mean minimal space left.
There isn’t one thing in that hovel that says “That’s nice”
Know he paid for it and decorated it from the grun up but the council called and want the magnolia back
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Melvin as the hostess with the mostest at his hoose party. Shouting shoes aff at the door (aka the high footfall area) everyone, running round speeonjay in hand glaring at folk who look like they're enjoying themselves too much and might have a wee accidental drink sploosh, quickly hoovering the crumbs round about folk dancing to Whitney, screaming that his tap-ass table isn't additional seating, being soothed by Brenda, Senga and Morag whilst greeting into the coat pile on his plush bed that Dezza is flirting with somebody's (as it turns out) straight plus one, flinging everyone oot at 10.30 so he can get the carpets cleaned before bed, telling Dezza "I'll deal with you tomorrow boy " and discovering the next day that someone's made off with Rayn and his blingy febreeze bottle. Stories himself threatening to turn over his ring bell footage to the polis if the febreeze isn't returned. Second story posted because he forgot to ask for Rayn to be brought back.

Aye. Good times.
 
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Popper

My eyes!!! What filth have I just witnessed??? A slow motion story of Marion wanking off an Ava Mae room spray and then squirting out the contents? The most awful few stories I’ve witnessed from him! Cannot deal with the strangler fingers in slow motion.
ps he could have moved his clothes horse out of the ad
 
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NOID-phal

SuzyE said:
His latest story post..."Party at mine". Some party that'll be in his shoe box flat
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It'd be like going to your granny, don't ruffle the cushions, ignore the overpowering stench of cat and air freshener, try not to stare at the washing drying.
 
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