Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day

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NOID-phal

He's confirmed he's a cleaner. Has *his* scent out as an oil. No word on Tom Ford's opinion. He's having panelling put in his sitting room, and wardrobes made.
We think Derek is alive, but suspicions linger.

Thread title by @jo14 there were posts with more likes, but they were rude, you filthy animals.
 
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menopausalmargrit

Auch wit a treat fur a Friday night.

Ive got a couple of earns tae run then I’ll park Ma arse doon with a fabulousa martini in the taste desperate.
 
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jo14

Yaasss!! Thanks my lovelies! Away back to my bespoke lurking lane I go.....
 
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Noseycow2020

Sitting doon and getting some class ma lovelies for this new day of dawn thread in the scent banter
 
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pssst!

A new thread. Yay! I feel like going round to paisley and helping myself to a tipple from his drinks trolley to celebrate
 
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Bigbird2

I’ve wheeled my bespoke trolley into the sitting room, Having a very large gin, I’m in my ain lane, let’s go ma lovelies.x
 
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pssst!

When I watch Mazda's stories I feel like replying with TLDR but I'm too invested in cringing myself a new wee arsehole when I watch him
 
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GiftedNotFree

This thread title is He’d take objection though... as we aw know, he was born in the Shire! So aye.

Ps. Moira doesn’t have a drinks trolley!!! He’s got A BAR. Karmer on your arses.
 
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Noseyrosie62

Bigbird2 said:
I’ve wheeled my bespoke trolley into the sitting room, Having a very large gin, I’m in my ain lane, let’s go ma lovelies.x
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For some reason when I read this I had visions of Marion as a air hostess pushing his trolly down the aisle offering gin and nibbles. Of course it’s Ryanair as that’s the only airline that would have him ma lovelies.
 
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Noseybonk

A new thread.... . I am in bed with joos, criss and a no cheese cheeseboard to celebrate, so aye
 
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twilightgarden

Noseyrosie62 said:
For some reason when I read this I had visions of Marion as a air hostess pushing his trolly down the aisle offering gin and nibbles. Of course it’s Ryanair as that’s the only airline that would have him ma lovelies.
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Haha can you imagine! Do they still have a height requirement? Poor Maz would be too wee I think. I always ask for someone to help me put my baggage in the locker , I can imagine Maz trying to launch it in and complaining about it hurting his ‘shooders’
He’d probably try and sell ‘his’ scent on the duty free trolley once he’s finished selling joos and criss and maybe a cheeky hot chocolate
 
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Step-by-step

Loving the new thread title
Just polished off the entire contents on my drinks trolly /bar, so currently having some jooz & cris
I’m rather concerned about Dezza, we ain’t saw him in absolute ages
But anyhow ..reversing back in ma ain lane ma lovelies, trying to avoid karma on my arse...so aye, but I’m absolutely Fine .......Layers, spine bright, tons of love mwah mwah
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Noseyrosie62

If you asked him to do that ma lovely he would have you escorted off the plane for stepping out your lane, no debates x
 
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