You'd love those long fingers, having rummage.
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Haha is that at me? Promise I’m not him, also knew him from school....as Lipsy said about previous jobs that is correct.
Not the serial killer fingers! I wouldn't want them poking me cervixYou'd love those long fingers, having rummage.
Isn't it amazing how he gets asked what his fav Jo Malone scents are, he's never going to rest until he gets gifted something from them is he?
Right come on guys. Who’s asking him these questions.... no sane person wants to meet him face to face OUT OF CHOICE!!! Surely to god! I now avoid Debenhams like the plague in Glashow. Couldn’t bear to see that big fairy getting an even bigger heid
Meet and greet.
DeD.
DeD.
He's asking himself the questiins, amazingly, you can do that in insta.
*sooze why are you so wonderful* etc
Questiins yes. Ffs.He's asking himself the questiins, amazingly, you can do that in insta.
*sooze why are you so wonderful* etc
Asked where he said he’d be in 5 yrs he said have his own house ...that’s not what you usually says ,thought he was was happy in his own wee flat and that he wouldn’t want to be anywhere else it’s his wee safe place ....he a complete liarHe's asking himself the questiins, amazingly, you can do that in insta.
*sooze why are you so wonderful* etc
Questiins yes. Ffs.
bet he googled them there is no way he has any jo malone he had an empty hand wash that he filled with a cheap brand , the only stuff he had was a couple of travel size
The cat is his favourite 'place' apparently 
Imagine those strangler/salad fingers coming at your minge at 10cm dilated.
the bleeping child would be clawing to get back inside while he wittered on about how he understands how some women tit themselves during childbirth with him having ibs. So relatable!
the bleeping child would be clawing to get back inside while he wittered on about how he understands how some women tit themselves during childbirth with him having ibs. So relatable!
're a collab with a skin care brand or sure. Remember to factor in his typing/spelling/grammar skills.
I reckon it was intended as "a skin care brand FOR sure" (as in, a skin care brand most definitely)
I do believe I parliamo Mario
I reckon it was intended as "a skin care brand FOR sure" (as in, a skin care brand most definitely)
I do believe I parliamo Mario
If you know him, you will also know how much of a lair he is
And his 5 year plan confirms what everyone on here knows. He is not content with his lot in life.
I always have this sense that Mario thinks Derek's a lucky boy to have Mario but the more I see of Mario on insta, I reckon he's the one who's punching above his weight. Derek might not be the brain of Britain but I do think he is a devoted partner and a kind wee soul. Certainly not deserving of the constant shade and ridicule Mario publicly chucks at him.
Good grief, I give this wee bawbag too much of my thinking time lol.
I always have this sense that Mario thinks Derek's a lucky boy to have Mario but the more I see of Mario on insta, I reckon he's the one who's punching above his weight. Derek might not be the brain of Britain but I do think he is a devoted partner and a kind wee soul. Certainly not deserving of the constant shade and ridicule Mario publicly chucks at him.
Good grief, I give this wee bawbag too much of my thinking time lol.
I thought it was just me. But he really doesn’t make any sense.
Maybe he has cleaning fumes fogging his brain.
A Male midwife what a thick duck
what a thick duck 
he went very quiet all of a sudden. No kiss good night. Nothing!
it would be shocking if the brands that send him free crap seen this and knew of his sticky fingers on his previous job.
it would be shocking if the brands that send him free crap seen this and knew of his sticky fingers on his previous job.
He's not showing as much gifted tat anymore is he? Just him in bed mostly and tree decs for the cat. Wonder if people are finally fed up of sending him stuff for doing duck all?
Just seen he's asking if people want him to do a meet and greet do duck off
do duck offTo be fair, being the son of god is very tiring and he has got his birthday coming up next Wednesday
TATTLE ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!Just seen he's asking if people want him to do a meet and greet
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