Agreed! He is defo shadowing Hinch and her stuff. Do you remember when she had the troll having a go at her kid and he ranted that all trolls were mentally ill? Then a couple of days later he had a troll (that he didn't show...) that he said couldn't even spell love that he was fake laughing at.
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Kikini -totally!!!
And also, wasn't it just 24 hours ago in his ask me a question feature (aka stroke my ego feature) that a new house was in his 5 year plan?
Just like Mrs H, Melvin can't keep track of the shite he puts out there so is forever contradicting himself. Great for a giggle though, albeit at rather than with.
And also, wasn't it just 24 hours ago in his ask me a question feature (aka stroke my ego feature) that a new house was in his 5 year plan?
Just like Mrs H, Melvin can't keep track of the shite he puts out there so is forever contradicting himself. Great for a giggle though, albeit at rather than with.
He *just* gets the gifted item, but he's not bitter, 
and yet he so clearly wants to be a full-time influencer, get paid for it and enjoy the smoke being blown up his arse (hence the meet and greet)
If he ever stopped and listened to himself I wonder if he would see what a contradicting twit he sounds.
and yet he so clearly wants to be a full-time influencer, get paid for it and enjoy the smoke being blown up his arse (hence the meet and greet) If he ever stopped and listened to himself I wonder if he would see what a contradicting twit he sounds.
Take my money, I totally want to go to this.
Long term lurker here. Wow, those stories tonight the guy is so full of tit, 59 billion odd dots of raging jealousy about his wee cooncil hoose and he could get a mortgage and all the offers he’s turned down blah blah blah... He is so wanting his account to be up there with sooophie also notice no mention of Ava May?? Has that relationship gone sour??
It's just Mario's Thursday installment of 'tit that never happened'. He's so bleeping boring he comes up with these stories for content.
I noticed he wasn’t flogging the wax melts as much as I thought he would.
Either way, I am up for a tattle road trip just to get a look at his hair.
It baffles me how tit and awful it looks
Unless it’s Instagram playing up it doesn’t look like she is following him anymore
No she isn't! He follows her though still
Wonder if he had a wobbler because she couldn't fulfil his semichem orders?
DazlinCleaning bought biscuit tea this week and didn't tag him either. And she said it was vile 
I actually live in Scotland and our local semi chem only stocked the tat for a week or so. Never seen them back in stock? I remember him saying a few months back that semi chem wanted to do work with him, no mention since? Good spot as I never noticed she’s not following him anymoreNo she isn't! He follows her though still
I think ava may basically fucked it off because she couldn't make enough stock for her website and semichem? So the whole thing was a bit pointless really, Mario's big break he got by just signing his name went up in smoke.I actually live in Scotland and our local semi chem only stocked the tat for a week or so. Never seen them back in stock? I remember him saying a few months back that semi chem wanted to do work with him, no mention since? Good spot as I never noticed she’s not following him anymore
Well Frankensooze, I can't be encouraging reckless spending this close to Christmas, but if you stick away 1 pound a week in a diamante encrusted jar, you'll have your ticket money and then some before 2019's out lol
I'm planning on asking Kikini to man the door that evening, and entry will only be granted if you can provide proof of menopause and meet the strict dress code requirements of animal print and sparkly shoes costing not more than a fiver. She'll be resolute about this, so fair warning.
There might also be room on the agenda for a debate, "to henna or microblade - that is the question". Panellists will include Bally and yon other wummin
I'm planning on asking Kikini to man the door that evening, and entry will only be granted if you can provide proof of menopause and meet the strict dress code requirements of animal print and sparkly shoes costing not more than a fiver. She'll be resolute about this, so fair warning.
There might also be room on the agenda for a debate, "to henna or microblade - that is the question". Panellists will include Bally and yon other wummin
But but but he bought a new pen and everything to write his name down!
How self absorbed is he though? Makes me so angry listening to him rabbiting on and on about his journeys and platform and how he changes lives. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with living in a council house, duck me I’d love to pay 97 a week for my flat!! He always makes a drama out of nothing.
The fanny hasn't changed my life at all! Apart from the fact I want to chin the bleep if i ever pot the fucker out in the world
The lip syncing.... Someone needs to sew his bleeping mouth shut!!!!!!
Oh good Lord....St Melvin I’m not bothered at all, yup, 3 hours or so later he’s 'stronger' as strong as one of those biscuit tea bags
Another day, another 'what was the actual point of that' from Saint Saviour of Small Businesses Melvin.
He talks about the haters, which he swears he isn't bothered by, having boring lives and not making anything of themselves. The irony blows through those wisps of hair on his shiny bonce and he remains ignorant of how little he does. It's bloody groundhog day with Melvin.
1. Tells everyone it's freezing, but happy *insert day*
2. Wraps himself in that mangy dressing gown and drops begging hints / shows off results of begging hints.
3. Has a shower and does his skincare.
4. Has a moan about nothing / tells us a made-up story designed to make him out to be uhmayzing
5. Tells us he's going to chillax.
6. Embarrasses Derek.
7. Does some terrible lip-synching that makes me want to hurl.
8.Reposts his followers blowing smoke up his arse.
9. Blows cold sore kisses to everyone.
10. Repeat, maybe add in a bit of fabreeze for variety.
He talks about the haters, which he swears he isn't bothered by, having boring lives and not making anything of themselves. The irony blows through those wisps of hair on his shiny bonce and he remains ignorant of how little he does. It's bloody groundhog day with Melvin.
1. Tells everyone it's freezing, but happy *insert day*
2. Wraps himself in that mangy dressing gown and drops begging hints / shows off results of begging hints.
3. Has a shower and does his skincare.
4. Has a moan about nothing / tells us a made-up story designed to make him out to be uhmayzing
5. Tells us he's going to chillax.
6. Embarrasses Derek.
7. Does some terrible lip-synching that makes me want to hurl.
8.Reposts his followers blowing smoke up his arse.
9. Blows cold sore kisses to everyone.
10. Repeat, maybe add in a bit of fabreeze for variety.
@cleaningupthecrap I love you! Would you like to join me in my caravan of love (a tiny campervan) & stalk the Melvin?
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