Cleaning With Mario #3

[Kikini Bamalam]

His ASDA shop was pizza and sweets from what I seen. No wonder he’s always unwell, shocking diet for a man in his 30’s.

Also I’m not homophobic by any means but why on earth does he try and act more gay? Like in your face type of thing. I don’t understand why some gay men are like that. We accept you as you are, no need to act like an utter weirdo

I think he sees it as his hook, his USP in the cleaning instas. Melvin is the only geigh in the cleaning community. I also think that is why he has his menopausal mafia, because he is acting as such a stereotype, they are hoping he'll become their geigh best friend and braid their hair, drink prosecco with them and lip sync into a hairbrush. Just look at the carnage night 2019, everyone of his middle aged coven wanted to be on Melv's big night oot. That's why they all storied themselves pissing with laughter at how hilarious Melv is.

Why dont his family tell him to get a grip . He was like Noddy tonight with the head going from side to side . I was feeling embarrassed for Derek tonight . Bet he gets some stick at his work about Mario .

Don't worry about Dezza, he doesn't even notice half the time. The lights are clearly on but no one is home. The little rabbit that controls his brains thought processes, was showing him replays of great football matches just so he doesn't do a Raaaayyyynnnnnn and chuck himself out the window to get away from Maz.

 

[JessicaFletcher]

I think he sees it as his hook, his USP in the cleaning instas. Melvin is the only geigh in the cleaning community. I also think that is why he has his menopausal mafia, because he is acting as such a stereotype, they are hoping he'll become their geigh best friend and braid their hair, drink prosecco with them and lip sync into a hairbrush. Just look at the carnage night 2019, everyone of his middle aged coven wanted to be on Melv's big night oot. That's why they all storied themselves pissing with laughter at how hilarious Melv is.



Don't worry about Dezza, he doesn't even notice half the time. The lights are clearly on but no one is home. The little rabbit that controls his brains thought processes, was showing him replays of great football matches just so he doesn't do a Raaaayyyynnnnnn and chuck himself out the window to get away from Maz.

MENOPAUSAL MAFIA I'm dead

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Putting himself on a par with Britney Spears.

Mazza. duck off now pal. Your grandiose behaviour is frightening you absolute bellend.

You're at your sisters. Put the phone down and be with her ffs.

 

[Frankensooze]

I think he sees it as his hook, his USP in the cleaning instas. Melvin is the only geigh in the cleaning community. I also think that is why he has his menopausal mafia, because he is acting as such a stereotype, they are hoping he'll become their geigh best friend and braid their hair, drink prosecco with them and lip sync into a hairbrush. Just look at the carnage night 2019, everyone of his middle aged coven wanted to be on Melv's big night oot. That's why they all storied themselves pissing with laughter at how hilarious Melv is.



Don't worry about Dezza, he doesn't even notice half the time. The lights are clearly on but no one is home. The little rabbit that controls his brains thought processes, was showing him replays of great football matches just so he doesn't do a Raaaayyyynnnnnn and chuck himself out the window to get away from Maz.

Athomewithg is the *best geigh cleaning account!
*so bad. So so bad.
I love his cooking, four oxos in a stew/casserole thing boiling away all day, was my favourite. You could see lumps of dog hair and grease at the sides of his cooker.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Paul hunt is geigh too but he's up lyndsay Queen of cleans a so I can't be doing with him. Plus he's boring

 

[Mack84]

Why is everything a “piece” the 40 year old Christmas bauble is a special piece. Get to duck it’s one of a 245 multi pack from the 80s.

 

[Wetmyplants]

His singing stories have just made me vomit up my Sunday dinner

 

[Frankensooze]

Why is everything a “piece” the 40 year old Christmas bauble is a special piece. Get to duck it’s one of a 245 multi pack from the 80s.

Trying to make a bit of plastic sound expensive.

 

[NoodlesToodles]

Why is everything a “piece” the 40 year old Christmas bauble is a special piece. Get to duck it’s one of a 245 multi pack from the 80s.

My mum has tonnes of these 'pieces' on her tree some are my grans so are proper vintage babes!

 

[airyfairy76]

Wtf is he on about ...they try copy but he is the only one ? beginning to wonder if as his account has stopped growing and he’s not getting included in the big brands giveaways that he is losing it ....think Marty boy is getting worried

You might be onto something there. Social Blade shows his last 30 days follower gain is down a whipping 85.2%....

 

[Mack84]

Why is he also making out staying in his own house on Christmas Eve is such an accomplishment “we are in the position to do it this year” what make a choice for yourself???

also he doesn’t like previous years leaving Rayyyyyyyyynnnnnn? But thought she was never left?? LIAR

Also about 6 months late to the party with the biscuit tea....but it’s sold out cause of him.
Derek pleading to take a tea bag? Big bully Martin

 

[Letsmakeinstagramdisappea]

So what do they do with Ryan when they go away?
they went to Blackpool. Surely they didn’t leave her alone all that time.

I’ve got a dog. I’d leave my child home alone before I left my dog! I like him more

also, 30 dots to tell us you’re staying hame Christmas Eve and washing your onesie.
I hope it’s had a rinse through since you bought it or I dread to think how many biz balls are clinging to that gusset you dirty bast.

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

You might be onto something there. Social Blade shows his last 30 days follower gain is down a whipping 85.2%....

Most of that engagement will be from that stupid test post he did, begging for replies.

Surely even the dimmest person must realise that's all those posts are for, I mean what exactly is Mario going to do with the information?

 

[BananaClub]

What an absolute bell end .. Marty boy that tea has been around for ages ..he loves when he mentions a product and all his menopausal mafia ( thanks kikini for the name of his followers) all rush out to buy it and sells out everywhere , well I saw it in Sainsbury’s today and they had loads so look like he’s talking as per usual , whoever said his sisters conservatory looks like a care home was spot on !!!!

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

He's defo trying to up his engagement, 100s of people messaging him asking why he squints all the time? duck off, as if! Oh and 100s still asking about his teef? Get tae fook with that an all! Well both journies can be found on his highlights. Wonder what delights await for 2020... hole bleaching?

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Melvin 2020? I think his insta fame peaked with his Ava May collab and although he'll never admit it, I think he's consumed with the fact that the big brands haven't come a-calling. Can't see that changing for him.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

His engagement isn't bad at over 3%, that's what brands look for apparently. However, I suspect that it is the amount of swearing he does on his stories that may rule him out for big brands. When he's just chatting tit about his day, he throws plenty of ducks in as he's talking, that would be pretty off putting for most people I reckon.
The decline is coming and I'm not just talking about his hairline!

 

[Bec3007]

I think he’s trying to be more like Sophie when it comes to Rayn. Sophie is extremely weird with her dog, he has his own room and bed for god sake. I think that’s why he acts so bothered about Rayn and that’s why Rayn is his ‘baby’. The cat can’t have her own room so instead she’s got the choice of about 3 beds each night. The issue with them 2 is they’ve ruined their pets by treating them so bleeping weirdly. Pets are family but come on now, what they do is an absolute piss take and it’s embarrassing to watch.

 

[JessicaFletcher]

His engagement isn't bad at over 3%, that's what brands look for apparently. However, I suspect that it is the amount of swearing he does on his stories that may rule him out for big brands. When he's just chatting tit about his day, he throws plenty of ducks in as he's talking, that would be pretty off putting for most people I reckon.
The decline is coming and I'm not just talking about his hairline!

I think the fact he's called cleaning with Mario yet never cleans anymore doesn't help either! The only cleaning he's done in months is spraying febreeze. Should change his name to moaning with mario

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Jumping on the bandwagon with Mario.

He’s going to do an in depth skincare routine for us on Friday