Cleaning With Mario #3

[Kikini Bamalam]

Okaayyyy. Now there's a lot to pick apart tonight.
Firstly the on so hilarious Raaayyynnn bowl story Did he not look at the measurements on the site, the bleeping dùmbass...
Secondly, he was "unindated" with his lovelies at work today, hundreds of them apparantly. Yeah Melv of course there were hundreds of them bothering you at work.
Thirdly, for the love of god please stop bleeping reposting the drippy minges that story about how hilarious you are. It's not funny, it's not cute and it makes you look like an even bigger wanker than you already do.

 

[Shmebulock]

Hundreds?!?..Hundreds..? Really??
He's so much of a buller it's unreal. Love Derek's reaction tonight.

 

[Jo-Min99]

OMG the actual rit that comes out his mouth! Such a self absorbed wanker. “The size of my account” “bigger brands may not want to work with him”. He’s so bleeping real and relatable!!!! duck up fan. He’s about as relatable as his receding hairline.

Ah know the sparkle ah’ve goat .... boke

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

He's nae bothered about no getting invites and working with big brands... couldnae give a tit... couldnae care less.

Which is defo why he had the hump the'other day with Swan and went to bed at 6pm! Not bothered? Hmm eleventy billion dots says ye are!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The real Martin showed his true colours on his one night out a year, if he wasn't bothered about not working with big brands why has he created a fake personality for his platform?

I swear you can see his child catcher nose grow longer every time he opens his mouth.

 

[Pinchers]

he is proper raging about not being invited to events. They don’t want to work with him because what does he actually do? He’s not a cleaning account. His mouth is like a sewer and his engagement is awful. He’s only got his large following off the back of Hinch anyway. Not through hard work. He just expects companies to just throw stuff his way.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

100% this! All his fake laughing trying to show how happy and carefree he is...... Inside he is propah reeeegin'

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Just coming on to express my severe distaste for this dingbat.

Kthanksbye.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I'm feeling pretty down tonight as it is a week since Melvin's big night out and he'll just be lying stinking in his pit and not out on the town* having the BEST MOST FUNNIEST TIME EVA. There are no pictures or stories of the utter carnage that 1 geigh man & his menopausal pals get up to, to look forward to.
Might as well have an early night


*at the local working mens club

 

[JessicaFletcher]

I'm feeling pretty down tonight as it is a week since Melvin's big night out and he'll just be lying stinking in his pit and not out on the town* having the BEST MOST FUNNIEST TIME EVA. There are no pictures or stories of the utter carnage that 1 geigh man & his menopausal pals get up to, to look forward to.
Might as well have an early night


*at the local working mens club

Don't forget he's saved it to his highlights of you fancy rolling around crying and laughing over crisps.

It also contains the hilarious tale of the postman and the clackers

 

[BananaClub]

Wtf is he on about ...they try copy but he is the only one ? beginning to wonder if as his account has stopped growing and he’s not getting included in the big brands giveaways that he is losing it ....think Marty boy is getting worried

 

[Letsmakeinstagramdisappea]

Does he not grasp that a lot of the genuine instagrammers are given/gifted items to try and give honest reviews about.
he has no clout about him to do that and waffles a lot of tit!
dazlin clean gets loads of things, mainly hoovers it seems she’s obsessed with them slightly
She reviews them and tells people exactly what type of house they would be suitable for, hence companies sending her stuff to try.
she also gives them away to friends and family if she has no use for them so other people are getting the benefit and she’s not just being a greedy witch stocking them up in her garage.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I lolled at that. Why so aggressive and Mazza. Nobody copies you!?! Stop trying to cause tit you fool.

Get a grip.

Oh and that was not a full trolley

 

[Bec3007]

His ASDA shop was pizza and sweets from what I seen. No wonder he’s always unwell, shocking diet for a man in his 30’s.

Also I’m not homophobic by any means but why on earth does he try and act more gay? Like in your face type of thing. I don’t understand why some gay men are like that. We accept you as you are, no need to act like an utter weirdo

 

[BananaClub]

I lolled at that. Why so aggressive and Mazza. Nobody copies you!?! Stop trying to cause tit you fool.

Get a grip.

Oh and that was not a full trolley

It was 3 half empty bags ....his weekly food shop be about £30 ...y bloody lie about an Asda food shop ...Marty boy your just a wee skinny man who works in a shop ...you ain’t no big influencer just a guy with a lot of middle aged women followers !!!!!

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

He's on the verge of the meltdown that Kikini predicted. No-one's copying his lip-synching around the kitchen or his ridiculous fake stories.

If he wasn't such a self-obsessed bellend I could almost feel sorry for him.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Why does he do that head shaking thing when he's dancing. Like looks down and throws his head about. His one brain cell must be smashing about inside all that space.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Don't forget he's saved it to his highlights of you fancy rolling around crying and laughing over crisps.

It also contains the hilarious tale of the postman and the clackers

I had completely forgotten, hurrah for st. Melvin, now i can laugh until i piss all the water out of my body. If you don't hear from me again, i will be dead of hilarity. Please remember me as a good woman who died doing what she loved, laughing at, not with Melvin

 

[Divinechat]

NO ABSALOUTLY bleeping NOT .....He is destroying Tennasee Whisky , a fantastic song being slaughtered

 

[#gifted Beggy]

Why dont his family tell him to get a grip . He was like Noddy tonight with the head going from side to side . I was feeling embarrassed for Derek tonight . Bet he gets some stick at his work about Mario .