Cleaning With Mario #3

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Wheretonext

If he actually believes what he said then he is stupider than I first thought. And I can tell you, that’s pretty stupid. Such a gobshite.
 
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Maggie28

Trouble is we don’t want what you have, nobody does. Well nobody in the their right mind would.
maybe we should call cats protection and save that poor cat!
I gave my 75 year old dad the trainers he had and even he turned his nose up to them.
I’ve taken them back for a refund.
 
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menopausalmargrit

Bestlife@60 said:
What planet does Super Mario live on????? Muppet!!
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Thing is, I don’t actually hate him because for that they need to mean something to you. He is such a moron!

I’m on the edge of my seat to see what the big reveal from Shponge is.... Another shponge in another colour? Another cloth in another colour? I won’t sleep tonight without knowing!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

As if Melvin's life is something to actually aspire to! I have agoraphobia and I have more of a fucking social life than him. Plus my house isn't covered in polyester throws, diamante shit and has some colour in it. Also I don't need to put my name on everything, just in case I forget what I am called.
Fucking weapon.
 
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Headintheclouds82

If being him means wearing those shit flicker Nike trainers as well?

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap!
 
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Sb4829

Poor Derek just looks totally clueless, do you reckon he's constantly got earplugs in to block out Marty boy and his pish? If I had to sit there listening to my partner film himself talking about his hoover and his crusty lips I would have done a Van Gogh on both my ears. Absolute fucking walloper!
 
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#gifted Beggy

Yeah Saint Mario we are all jealous of your life . I wish I was living in a tiny one bed flat ,going bald and worrying about my sales assistant job . I really am jealous of the free wax melts and sponges in different colours . What a diddy he is .
 
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cleaningupthecrap

people I find aspirational are those who overcome adversity and achieve greatness, people that freely share their skills and talents, creatives, people who challenge the status quo, people who use their position for the greater good.

NOT some bellend knobshite who can't string a sentence together, who crams their flat full of next years landfill, who jumps on every bandwaggon that started years previously and who comes across as an entitled money grubbing selfish prick.
 
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Pink4573

Am I reading this right? A tipi for a cat to watch movies on their iPad?!
 
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Maggie28

Divinechat said:
We knew this was coming Tagging shark begging
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He’ll think he has raised sharks profile, it will be down to him.
well he needs to work his magic on Debenhams because they are going down the shitter! And so will his job. He slags off every other high street shop so not sure who’s left for him to work for?
maybe his chippy will have a job for him!’n
 
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