If he actually believes what he said then he is stupider than I first thought. And I can tell you, that’s pretty stupid. Such a gobshite.Marty boy ...your post this morning if you really do believe that then I’m sorry but your even more delusional than we thought...yes We do fear we will get to where you are ..but not in a good way, living in a one bed flat with you dim boyfriend and a cat that throws it’s self out the window to escape the cheap tat that is crammed into every orifice
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What planet does Super Mario live on????? Muppet!!
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Yep, totally jealous, I would love to get where you are right now laying in bed eating crisps actually.
Thing is, I don’t actually hate him because for that they need to mean something to you. He is such a moron!
I’m on the edge of my seat to see what the big reveal from Shponge is.... Another shponge in another colour? Another cloth in another colour? I won’t sleep tonight without knowing!
A torch so we can see what we are supposed to be looking at?
As if Melvin's life is something to actually aspire to! I have agoraphobia and I have more of a bleeping social life than him. Plus my house isn't covered in polyester throws, diamante tit and has some colour in it. Also I don't need to put my name on everything, just in case I forget what I am called.
bleeping weapon.
bleeping weapon.
If being him means wearing those tit flicker Nike trainers as well?Marty boy ...your post this morning if you really do believe that then I’m sorry but your even more delusional than we thought...yes We do fear we will get to where you are ..but not in a good way, living in a one bed flat with you dim boyfriend and a cat that throws it’s self out the window to escape the cheap tat that is crammed into every orifice
I’d rather tit in my hands and clap!
Poor Derek just looks totally clueless, do you reckon he's constantly got earplugs in to block out Marty boy and his pish? If I had to sit there listening to my partner film himself talking about his hoover and his crusty lips I would have done a Van Gogh on both my ears. Absolute bleeping walloper!
Yeah Saint Mario we are all jealous of your life . I wish I was living in a tiny one bed flat ,going bald and worrying about my sales assistant job . I really am jealous of the free wax melts and sponges in different colours . What a diddy he is .
people I find aspirational are those who overcome adversity and achieve greatness, people that freely share their skills and talents, creatives, people who challenge the status quo, people who use their position for the greater good.
NOT some bellend knobshite who can't string a sentence together, who crams their flat full of next years landfill, who jumps on every bandwaggon that started years previously and who comes across as an entitled money grubbing selfish prick.
NOT some bellend knobshite who can't string a sentence together, who crams their flat full of next years landfill, who jumps on every bandwaggon that started years previously and who comes across as an entitled money grubbing selfish prick.
Yeah Melvin we all want to be stuck in a pokey flat filled with flamable grey tat and a cat that chucks itself out the window rather than be touched by your strangler fingers !! Cockwomble !!
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We knew this was coming 
Tagging shark begging
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The prick is so thirsty for freebies it's embarrassing!
Ffs why is he labelling clear jars. You can see what’s in it already!! 
Oh duck..... it’s only the Tart from the Scottish Widows insurance company!!!!
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Surely the person writing this to him is taking the piss... my cats more likely to lie on top of my iPad than anything else
He’ll think he has raised sharks profile, it will be down to him.We knew this was coming
well he needs to work his magic on Debenhams because they are going down the shitter! And so will his job. He slags off every other high street shop so not sure who’s left for him to work for?
maybe his chippy will have a job for him!’n
Has someone been shopping again
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