Cleaning With Mario #2

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He’s used a screwdriver don’t you know!!!
Well what the fuck would he use?
I don’t think those veneers would cut it
 
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Hahah saying that HIS polar express bell is on its last restock with the woman he got it from.

You can get them everywhere you bellend. Why does he have to be so self absorbed and pompous and have so many grandiose delusions about himself

It's cringe.
 
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Is that not a bathroom cabinet he now has up in his living room?
Yes it is cos I have one.....in my bathroom

I regularly message people I've just started following asking about their teeth journey
 
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martin you need to clean your bathroom window and around the frame it is filthy with black mould , and when you dust and hoover you are meant to move the tat out the way or better still put the whole tacky lot in the bin ...the tiny flat looks so cold and soulless just like yourself
 
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OMG! where do I even start with today’s offerings?

Bitch? Really?


Bitch? AGAIN?


Bold pods AND powder, no wonder our environment is struggling, what a twat.


The word diffuser is literally right there, spelled correctly
 
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The lovely Luxe Floor scents... I wonder what happened with them after I reported them to trading standards for selling cleaning products without providing safety sheets etc? Fucking tinpot outfit they are!
 
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The lovely Luxe Floor scents... I wonder what happened with them after I reported them to trading standards for selling cleaning products without providing safety sheets etc? Fucking tinpot outfit they are!
If you go to the website they are another one on a journeeeee
 
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Jeez he's definitely trying to get a proper living from insta - 'I can't get on here all the time because I work' on fkin repeat! Don't we all martin
 
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What does he do in M&S ...iv Seen him on ig a few times with a high vis , ffs marks get a grip next they will be stocking AV melts
If he works for M&S then he must be store ops, they're the only ones who wear high vis.
 
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Oh dearie me, that cabinet, those horrible glasses. Hopefully Raaaaaayn will jump up and knock the whole lot over.
 
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Work life balance Martin the world won't end if you are not on your instagram journeeeeeeee telling us you have nothing to tell us.

Oh and he's mortified he's been rumbled that it's a bathroom cabinet
 
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Work life balance Martin the world won't end if you are not on your instagram journeeeeeeee telling us you have nothing to tell us.

Oh and he's mortified he's been rumbled that it's a bathroom cabinet
His journeeeeee to mortification.
So many of you have asked how I make such a show of myself on insta....
 
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All the stories asking for carpet recommendations when he could've just asked his mum!

Begging pilchard
 
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All the stories asking for carpet recommendations when he could've just asked his mum!

Begging pilchard
Anything would be better than that cheap thin stuff he's got, and it's loaded with that luxefloorshite powder too.
Doesn't want to pay though, does he.
 
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