I don't screenshot these nasty messages but I will read them out and spend multiple stories going on and on about them. Totally not bothered though eh?
You must be so jealous, exactly the same as me. That’s how it works isn’t it, if he’s a cock it’s just because we are jealous?Oh Melvin, we really couldn't care less that you think we're sad watching you just to hate on you. We think you're hilarious, not for the reasons you'd like of course.
We watch you to laugh at your chavvy taste, your delusions of grandeur and your massive, shiny forehead. You are a weapons grade arsehole and we will be here to remind you of that every step of the way
I can't speak for you but I am incredibly jealous of his door knocker chair and padded mirrorsYou must be so jealous, exactly the same as me. That’s how it works isn’t it, if he’s a cock it’s just because we are jealous?
I can't speak for you but I am incredibly jealous of his door knocker chair and padded mirrors
Thinking of which, why does he have padded mirrors? Is it so when he goes in to give himself a massive snog, he doesn't rupture his massive forehead?
It's to protect his massive bonce when he switches the camera off and starts banging his head against the wall wailing "I am speshul ma lovelies, I am speshul" the velour then acts as something soft so he can rub his strangler fingers on it and self sootheI can't speak for you but I am incredibly jealous of his door knocker chair and padded mirrors
Thinking of which, why does he have padded mirrors? Is it so when he goes in to give himself a massive snog, he doesn't rupture his massive forehead?
I genuinely thrive off your hatred of this cockJesus, he is so full of shit. He is fuming and covering it up with a fake hilarity. He is an total arse.
I hate him so much he gives me energyI genuinely thrive off your hatred of this cock
He will now!!The front on him to complain about his troll (you can tell he thinks he has made it now he has his own troll) spelling love wrong, and typing that pile of badly spelled, difficult to understand tripe.
I am laughing so hard at his bit about his 'mafia'though, "regardless of size" because it galls him so much that his follower numbers are not really that high despite his desperate measures to inveigle his way into anything popular (in his opinion),the sheer volume of stories he churns out and his insistence that he is solely responsible for anything from an autistic child speaking to a major online retailer selling out of a cosmetic.
If he really cared for anyone other than himself he wouldn't feel the need to constantly tell people how fabulous he is, how generous, how altruistic. Because is he shite. Does he ever do a giveaway? Auction anything off to raise cash for charity? Does he fuck. The giant bell end. (now that would be a suitable tree topper for him)
It’s to make sure he doesn’t get biffed in by haters... obvs!!Why does he need derek to meet him off the train
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