Cleaning With Mario #2

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Greedy beggy

cleaningupthecrap said:
Oh for fucks sake Martin, we all knew you we begging for a freebie from the believe company. We know you wanted the train though in return for your “exposure”
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I remember him hinting for the sleigh also . Probably pissed of underneath he got that shit instead .
 
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BananaClub

Bec3007 said:
It probably does! Who even has a litter tray in the kitchen? Don’t care how clean you are that’s disgusting
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He says she only ever scratched the door frame but what about the tatty cheap curtains she scratched holes in ,did anyone see the bit of wall next to the cat tray where he’s tried to paint it so it looks like skirting I’m cringing for him ..and then he’s says everyone think I live in a perfect show home ...eh no we don’t we know you live in a 1 bed flat up a smelly close !!!!
 
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Mack84

wait the cat wrecked two different wall papers?? And the door frames and seals? Rewind to he got that stupid looking chair & he claims she had never touched anything in the flat.

LIAR LIAR Gifted pants on fire
 
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Bec3007

Well there isn’t anything wrong with living up a close but I think he has all that furniture and tat to cover up how bad it is. Less is more My place looked like a shithole because my kitten preferred the walls to his scratch post but it’s lived in and I don’t try and cover up reality. That’s his problem, he lives in cuckoo land!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Is he really that dim that he thinks you can bring a cat up like a child? Stupid fanny! Cats do exactly whatever they want to do, not what you want them to do. If Melvin had a brain, he'd be dangerous
 
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Badaboom

So, not all brand reps are created equal. Poor wee Martin only got four sponges , the other guy got 12!


 
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cleaningupthecrap

Mack84 said:
wait the cat wrecked two different wall papers?? And the door frames and seals? Rewind to he got that stupid looking chair & he claims she had never touched anything in the flat.

LIAR LIAR Gifted pants on fire
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This

I know ma Raaaayyyyynnnnn. My whole life is planned around Raaaayyyyyn.

Fuck off you liar. If you cared about her you wouldn't have left her alone when you went to Blackpool and you wouldn't use all those chemicals around her.

Who else was egging her on to really bite him when he was sticking his strangler finger in her face.
 
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Bishbashbosh

“Kerry’s no a fan o the whole cleaning thing, she just followed me for me being me”

Does anyone actually follow him for his cleaning tips

I’m Scottish and really struggle to understand him as he talk so fast I have to say it back in my head slowly to understand!
 
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Bec3007

The way he talks is the reason most of us Scots can’t stand that accent
 
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Headintheclouds82

He bought that storage bed because he was sick of all the clutter in his bedroom so he was putting some of his shit in the bed to leave more floor space to keep the room looking less cluttered.

what has he bought himself? Three more stacked baskets for his skin and body care stuff.
more shite!
 
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BananaClub

4tuhju said:
Hes bought 2 of those mirror square things to put above his bed HAHAHAA
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They are hideous so cheap and tacky ...they go perfectly in his little flat , his Flat looks so cold and soulless just like him !!!!!
 
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Kikini Bamalam

It's beige food day for St Melvin and Derek today. Expect a blocked sewer somewhere near Melvin's flat soon.
 
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Pink4573

Did he really just comment on someone spelling love wrong? When he spells lovely as lovelie?
 
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Claudius43

Does anyone have any holy water? My eyes are fucking burning after watching that “you’ll not get rid of me bitch and I DO love masel” FUCK OFF, absolute fucking wet wipe
 
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Wheretonext

For someone who didn’t care about getting the message, he went on about it for long enough
The fake laugh
 
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Kikini Bamalam

Jesus, he is so full of shit. He is fuming and covering it up with a fake hilarity. He is an total arse.
 
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