Cleaning with Mario #15 Take a seat and get some class!!

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I hope everyone takes the time to appreciate my new bespoke profile photo honouring the padded, studded, truly boujee coffee table of dreams....
 
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Lovelie's I have bespoke tears runnin doon ma face reading this thread from laughing so much!!

My husband just asked what I'm laughing so much about and I had to tell him the patron Saint of small businesses got a new plush McDonald's drinks/tapas holder today with a lovely bath mat to go under it and some fanny coasters for said McDonald's drinks. You could not make this shit up

Oh and Ave Furgoat the new present he got himself "from Derek" of YET ANOTHER FUCKING wax melt burner.

So Aye.

Keep up the good work Ma Lovelies
 
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I just laughed out loud at this pure excellent summary of today's events ma darlin'
 
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Will he be allowed on a bike with his eye condition? We should start a gofund for a hat, knee and elbow pads.
i Wouldn’t bother ...remember he can’t cross roads so he’ll need to just delivery to one side of the street maybe wee Del boy will do the other side for him !!!!!!!
 
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I know, surely he could squeeze it into his cupboard or leave it in the corner of the hallway. He maybe likes to show off his bespoke Hoover though
The Shark is definitely a status item for him. Smell the wealth (of my Shark hoover!). It could comfortably fit behind the padded cell mirra but instead he likes to park it front and centre
 
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I couldn't cope with a hoover sitting on display. Especially if i lived in such a gorjus, perfect padded cell as Marion.
The Shark is definitely a status item for him. Smell the wealth (of my Shark hoover!). It could comfortably fit behind the padded cell mirra but instead he likes to park it front and centre
 
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Do I spy a wee bespoke hole in the plush sofa in the colour grey (purple)? So aye.
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Perhaps Dezza wasn’t holding the ashtray under his joint and the head fell off it

I’m sorry but i’ve had to watch it again his strangler hand stroking that padded coffin looks much like that of Kate winslets when she’s getting pumped in the back of the car in titanic
 
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I hope everyone takes the time to appreciate my new bespoke profile photo honouring the padded, studded, truly boujee coffee table of dreams....
That's absaloooooootely stunning, ma lovelie! I know you're gonna git hunners o message asking where it's from as irs perfect for your McDonalds, juices and to feed the 5,000 guests you'll be expecting soon, so aye....
 
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Hes gonna buy a new rug now eh?? I never thought you could get a fuck ugly coffee table, but mario proves me wrong yet again
 
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