Quick quick deek, give me the antibiotics, my goat is killing me!
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Beak's full wardrobe is bespoke high quality polyester so no ironing required. Probably why his hair sticks up like a parrot. Well, the top part, the bottom part looks like a parrot that's plucked its feather's out.
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Poor wee Deek having to do a bed bath, Beak in an adult nappy
What a walloper! Did you hear him giggle saying "Mrs Hinch....it's so weird calling her that when I just know her as Soph". I bet Soph is pissing herself laughing at him. He really is deluded. He knows Soph as well as I know King Charlie 
Thread title - he’s officially back, no gout about it.
There was absolutely no need to put that image in my head. Blocked and reported.Poor wee Deek having to do a bed bath, Beak in an adult nappy
Just one word to say. GOUT. lol. If ever a person deserved gout it's Mario with his rit diet and obese body. #deserved #Goutjourney #GoutiesOfInstagram
It's so weird that he thinks this is some kind of flex because I'd say the majority of people are on Instagram or some kind of social media in some way and can go weeks or months without posting without even thinking about it. I'd say I'm what you would consider an active user (even though it's no my joab. My joab is my joab) and my last grid post was about three weeks ago.
Nope....too far....but I'll let you aff coz yer no weel. He intially made oot he wiz paralysed then turned oot it wiz gout. Still a fud!Poor wee Deek having to do a bed bath, Beak in an adult nappy
Why is Deed Deek wearing a gilet/bodywarmer indoors while ironing?? Literally so odd these two.
Marion’s going to end up being moved or he will put in for a transfer would be cheaper for the council but he would still moan because if it’s older property it gets handed to them empty like no flooring. He will have to start from scratch so all the things he’s done like panelling, kitchen wraps, living room flooring, hall, it’s all been a total waste of money then. He won’t be happy either way.
Stop moaning about your issues and do something about it SAVE and get out of there. If you don’t then problem can’t be that bad, said before they have no kids, no cars, 2 wages he’s actually got a positive he’s council so his rent won’t be massive which would help to save unlike most who already paying for mortgage or ridiculous rental prices.
He is 100% hoping Hinch would help him out.
Marion’s going to end up being moved or he will put in for a transfer would be cheaper for the council but he would still moan because if it’s older property it gets handed to them empty like no flooring. He will have to start from scratch so all the things he’s done like panelling, kitchen wraps, living room flooring, hall, it’s all been a total waste of money then. He won’t be happy either way.
Stop moaning about your issues and do something about it SAVE and get out of there. If you don’t then problem can’t be that bad, said before they have no kids, no cars, 2 wages he’s actually got a positive he’s council so his rent won’t be massive which would help to save unlike most who already paying for mortgage or ridiculous rental prices.
He is 100% hoping Hinch would help him out.
Sorry hens, ah will stick tae talking about Beak's boaby, furgoat this was a high ended establishment, so Si 
Mazdas new cup for when the cooncil come round.
She’s clearly on a - shart card + Kerry Katonas + gout pitty party and will angle that to get rehoused.
The issue is that as it’s clear that both he and wee Deek are a few digestives short of a packet, they might end up in assisted living. So Aye. FACTUAL
Also.
Wonder if you can get gout in your boaby......Sorry hens, ah will stick tae talking about Beak's boaby, furgoat this was a high ended establishment, so Si
I really thought he was sitting down. I'm only 5'1" and l don't look like that when l iron
He’s needing it hen, anything to make the button mushroom a bit bigger
here you enough of that, Mr desperado is gonnie end up kicking me out the bed fur giggling away to maself like a wee lassie. Unlike Mario McTalkShite he’s got a joab tae get up fur. So dae I but I’ve chosen this jurney, so aye
Does a haul of generic cleaning crap he can't be without then follows up next day with a reel (forget the pink babygro for now 
) of Avawhateveritisthisweek cleaning products.
Bossing socials there GoutBoy
) of Avawhateveritisthisweek cleaning products. Bossing socials there GoutBoy
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