Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

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Hard of central heating the day eh? Wee dum dum Deek doing the ironing in his body warmer, obv no enough petty cash to top up the heating this week boys
 
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I had to go back for a wee listen…just to clarify. He had antibiotics to clear up his gout? Did I hear that right? Not anti inflammatory drugs? He also doesn’t have any of the risk factors but he is male, eats a lot of meat, and has gout in the blood line. That is half of the risk factors.
Ok ... Marion, listen up ya wee fud!!!
Antibiotics fur gout, a disnae think so!
Ma husband has gout, has had for years and is hereditary in his family.
I have told him about yous Marion jus the noo, he says .....

"The last thing anybody with an attack of gout wants to do is go GO TO THE DOCTORS, as every step feels like walking on 1000 razor blades!" 😖 💥
"Doctors would prescribe plenty of fluids (non body fluids!) & anti inflamatories. Then a blood test, plus prophylactics, such as Allopurinol if appropriate.
Once prescribed, Allopurinol is for life." 💊

Marion, you are a brazen wee fibber!!!
Get tae duck wi your 'tend gout! 🖕🏼
#hard of knowledge
#hard of truth
#hard of intelligence
 
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Ok ... Marion listen up ya fud!!! 📌
Antibiotics fur gout, a disnae think so!
Ma husband has gout, has had for years and is hereditary in his family.
I have told him about yous Marion jus the noo, he says .....

"The last thing anybody with an attack of gout is go GO TO THE DOCTORS, as every step feels like walking on 1000 razor blades!" 😖 💥
"Doctors would prescribe plenty of fluids (non body fluids!) & anti inflamatories. Then a blood test, plus prophylactics, such as Allopurinol if appropriate.
Once prescribed, Allopurinol is for life." 💊

Marion, you are a brazen wee fibber!!!
Get tae duck wi your 'tend gout! 🖕🏼
#hard knowledge
#hard of truth
#hard of intelligence

Thought so, like a said am no doctor but I knew this smelt of rit
 
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Can't we gofundme them a deposit, imagine all the drama, deek with specs on signing forms, then falling behind in mortgage payments cos Maz is still buying tat. Then... The hoose getting repossessed and them ending up back at Beirut towers.
Great idea hen, I'd be willing to chuck in £2.50
 
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He's really the perfect consumer isn't he? Buys double of all the honkin rit the shoap couldny sell, buys intae anything that's a 'bargain' (it's only a bargain cos nae fucker wis buying it) and need to keep his scents seasonal, wtf 😂. Cleaning stuff is cleaning stuff and good stuff disny need tae keep changing the stink. Gullible fool. Aw that stuff wi the Hinch name is utter garbage and it's boggin. The only flash product I would buy is the bleach wan, and funny enough it's never changed it's scent. He's the most influenced influencer (loose term) that ever walked the aisles of home bargains. They see him heading for their doors wi his savers bag and clap their hauns in glee.
Does a haul of his cleaning stapuls, then will be advertising his brand AvaMayfair brand cleaning products the night.

Ah thought aw his hame improvements were an investment 🤷‍♀️
 
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I’m mortified for him at the state of those manky cuffs on that “oodie”! Maybe as a cleaning “influencer” he could like you know wash his clothes 🤢
He's gatekeeping the washing powder fur next year, capesh!!
 
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Remember hens he's hard of English so he'll no ken the difference between anti-inflammatory and anti-biotics. His page, his rules, his medical advice. Capeesh
 
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ma lovelies I've no been here in the langest time but this popped up today and I had tae look twice i was sure it was wee deek
 
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So he’s hoping to council will move him? He clearly hates his “safe place”. He can’t afford a mortgage but bought all new stuff for their holiday? Why does he need buy new stuff every year? A few new bits is enough.
He will claim to council he needs a move because he can’t use stairs no more with his big swollen gout feet. Won’t get 1 bed flat they are very rare in council so he will be wishing they will get a 2 bed.
They don’t have car, kids or any large outgoings so there is absolutely no reason how they couldn’t get a mortgage or deposit to get one. Cut back we’ve all had to do it £50 on tat weekly isn’t needed, and stop bulk buying products. I mean if I was such a bestie like hinch with few million I’d be going through solicitors give them the deposit but be their “landlord” and all legal they would pay he back every month but Hinch doesn’t care and would never do such a thing for the likes of Mario she helped a proper friend out and they live in her old house now. So if she can do it for them why can’t she help Marion out? Because she doesn’t actually care for him or fact he’s living in a slum.
 
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