Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

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Thread title - he’s officially back, no gout about it.

 

[Lilly Lou]

Hahaahhahahahahaha!! This guess on what his new launch is

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

His heed is like a skatepark

 

[Andioooop]

The only rodent in that building nae debates

 

[ThortheDog2022]

Howling at his reflection in his latest cleaning video, bent over the glass table to get the Ava May in shot. He’s like a combination of the Hunchback of Beirut Towers & Gladys from Friends (they both share the same hairline).

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Nah, I'm dead. Look at his massive fucking thumb head and his tiny nubbin. He's dressed like a giant toddler. Jesus H christ, he's got some front showing himself on camera, aye.

 

[Poptart]

There's lots of posts on local Paisley Facebook page, they are all arguing about tonight's fireworks. I've never seen Beak on there, that would make my day if he appeared

He's probably enjoying lying in bed watching them through the hole in the roof.

 

[Madge2022]

Looks like wee Deek is out on a driving lesson.

 

[Ferguson]

Also

 

[mrsbucket]

Oh my god, this is golden! I have SO many questions about wee Deek - it’s a hostage situation no?! How did they end up together?!

Aye hen, spot on. (Credit to @hopethishelpsallthebest)

 

[ohdoris]

The building inspector said your house is out of this world Fuck me, the building inspectors head will fall off if he ever goes into an actual house, compete with front & rear doors & a bath!!

Things that never happened, volume 83838

 

[muscadet]

I'm pretty sure squirrels don't eat solid roof tiles

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Ma lovely’s I think we should raise some money for a bespoke deposit so he can buy a mortgage.

Have designed a boujie wee number in the colour ‘fresh frozen raspberry pink’ (to make the boys wink iykykiydkgtk) that ahm gony sell for the bargain price of £55.99. All proceeds will be shared between the UK Gout Alliance and the Charity Unto New Tenement (or Hoose), CUNT for short.

The ‘top’ is made from the most pure quality polyester, it’s just so soft, so smooth, it’s so natural and cooling, and smooth also, and just adds a wee touch of class to any outfit, so aye.


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[SuzyE]

The clutter in that kitchen

And can we have a minute silence for that ugly hair

 

[taylorca]

"Skids" by Mario cos she's absolutely full of shite

 

[DeloresBawbag]

Ahm on a roll hens!! (No a Morton’s roll.) Ma creative jooses are pure flowing.

I thought this ‘Goutboy thread’ needs a wee soundtrack, no?

Rhinestone Goutboy
Goutboy Carter
Goutboy Like Me
Space Goutboy
Lonely Goutboy
Goutboys Cry Too
Goutboys From Hell
Goutboy of the County
Outlaw Goutboy
Goutboy McGill(s)

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

Current now.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Excuse youse cunt wimmin, are you doubting Saint Mario?

We have photographic evidence.

 

[scottloz]

Mazda isn't a fan of rainy days or rain on the roof??? This cunt is 100% trolling us.

Other takes from this list

- doesn't like fresh fruit (explains the gout)
- doesn't smile at strangers (doesn't want his security to be compromised)
- doesn't like books (cannae read)
- doesn't like board games (just imagine him & Deek trying to play trivial pursuit)
- doesn't like sunsets (likes being awww cosy by 5pm)

so aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

It's been such a busy week fur me, Gran Canaria can't come soon enough, so aye.