Cleaning with Mario #141 Who?

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Mazda totally brings out ma childish side, I was clutching ma beak at the thought of him “squirting onto a bush”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nathan Scissorhands - what would you like today then?
Goutboy - can I get the smashed in the back of the heid by a spade wi some random bald patches
Nathan - say no more..
 
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The shark handheld up on the worktop ive seen him lifting his and deeks wee wirey wans fae around the loo and then its up on kitchen worktop, ges me the boke
 
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Am glad he's back just for the pure crack on here, had me in stiches today hens, so aye
First day back in work after 2 weeks sick today, and I’ve spent my lunch and lots of impromptu “breaks” on here. 🫣. This thread is my happy place 🥰🤣 love youse bleep wummin.
 
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The shark handheld up on the worktop ive seen him lifting his and deeks wee wirey wans fae around the loo and then its up on kitchen worktop, ges me the boke
He probably picked up the loose cat litter on the kitchen floor as well before he charged it 🤢
 
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I was thinking the same old one as you, but hey .. nice to have a choice 🤭 🎆
They definitely need to make more of these... Can you imagine the scenarios they'd have to come up with in this day and age?!
Don't sniff your Zoflora from a glass jar you've added boiling water to.
 
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For the love of Christ Marion just shave the bleepin heed!! The bald sonic look isny a gif look hen.
 
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Ava Mayfair products are that good that gout boy uses Flash

Bet when Hinch announced someone special was moving into Grayskull he started packing boxes
 
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Gout Boy and Trolley Boy. That barely known (outside of the quadrant) tit crime fighting duo the world absolutely does not need.
But I'd love to see the superantihero outfits they'd have 🤭
Can't even solve the mystery of the missing plug in.
 
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If he was even moderately decent on that app he'd make 10 grand easy. There's loads of absolutely average influencers with a similar/smaller following making that money and more from ads and links.
Also, yeah he wasn't on the dots of doom but it was hardly a social media blackout from him because when you look at his grid he put up 7 posts between Christmas Day and his big return a few days ago which averages out about one a week 😂 hardly a complete digital detox.
 
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Scent 'Life is Beautiful' - advertised by an A sexual bleep with a depressing as duck life 🤣
Howling at the comments reckoning he's on the beg to Hinch, she couldn't even make him a cheese cob when he hitched a lift across the UK, let alone throw him 10k for a deposit.
Pahhh hahaha obese, bald, asexual hermaphrodite with gout also
 
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