Just jumped on to say I am at work just now & this comes on now whilst trying to concentrate I have visions of the wee twit dancing about sucking off his Shark 
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Marion, will you put that bloody toilet lid down before you treat us to a view of your bathroom. Youโd think that toilet was full of pee, ffs.
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Heโs such a grot bag. A very private person but canโt resist flashing his pubey, pissy toilet pan on the gram
When I was house hunting a couple of years ago I rejected every house that had photos with the toilet seat and lid up. It turns my stomach.Heโs such a grot bag. A very private person but canโt resist flashing his pubey, pissy toilet pan on the gram
Hahahahaha this would be me. Bought a new build cos I couldn't cope with it all.
"Well dun boys on ye collaboration"
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*duck ye Hannah!*
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*duck ye Hannah!*
He totally did that through gritted teeth."Well dun boys on ye collaboration"
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*duck ye Hannah!*
He was so patronising too well done boys *pats them on the head*
โAhza said, ahza said, ahza said...โ Deirdreโs fuckinโ raginโ, make no mistake"Well dun boys on ye collaboration"
*bile stuck in throat*
"Ah paid for these maself 'cos it's fae charity"
*runs off sobbing*
"Here's my new Daisy Blue was melts"
*duck ye Hannah!*
I actually think (in his own head) likening them to ESPA products was a sly dig, but itโs funny as duck because he copied his bespoke & boujee scent from Tom Ford The irony is lost on Deirdre, and so forth Oh, and praise be! Raising funds for our beloved National ServiceโAhza said, ahza said, ahza said...โ Deirdreโs fuckinโ raginโ, make no mistake
Oooooh, and now his โface mistโ has โcameโโAhza said, ahza said, ahza said...โ Deirdreโs fuckinโ raginโ, make no mistake
Oh, and praise be! Raising funds for our beloved National Service
Says clearly on the label โhydrating body sprayโ Iโm away again His three bottles of body mist have arrived why does he need to order three of the same product? Youโd think with his highly sensitive skin heโd want to try it out first 
why does he need to order three of the same product? Youโd think with his highly sensitive skin heโd want to try it out first But itโs his fave!! (Despite never using it before)His three bottles of body mist have arrived
Work work busy busy chop chop bang bang - Melvin has been far too busy being non-essential to promote the charity melt at the time of it's actual launch.
He's just so Ambassadorial isn't he?
He's just so Ambassadorial isn't he?
Itโz hiz fave, hiz abzaloot staypull
Now heโs โfummingโ because theyโve hidden the secret detail on the back โIt sayz oan the back not recommentit for yer faceโ It says it on the front as well, Deirdre, the product is actually called โExpress Hydrating Body Mistโ I canโt even deal with him today - no wonder he didnโt go back to work yesterday - heโs 100% a full time, professional troll who has โdoopedโ us with his parody act FUMMING!!! Our Marion has just realised heโs bought the wrong stuff. Iโm wetting myself.
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Abzalootlee fumming
โItโz reccomonded fur the boadyโAbzalootlee fumming
Aye Iโm FUMMING
Alright mazza calm ya tits should of read it first ya wee fanny
Alright mazza calm ya tits should of read it first ya wee fanny
Including the boabyAbzalootlee fumming
โItโz reccomonded fur the boadyโ
I thought it was funny last night when someone here pointed out that it wasnโt for use on the face but when I got to the stories today and realised heโd bought THREE hilarious
Also who does that!!? I would never buy three of something Iโd never tried before!
hilariousAlso who does that!!? I would never buy three of something Iโd never tried before!
"Ah did ma research...."
Aye
Should've checked Tattle pal
Aye
Should've checked Tattle pal
Hurro ma lovelies
Iโm just waiting for the wee dobber to upload a pic of his burnt tae buggery coupon
Iโm just waiting for the wee dobber to upload a pic of his burnt tae buggery coupon
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Right! Now Iโve heard it all - heโs after a natural proaduct without โaw the tit ae the dayโ in it and โaw the chemicalsโ I canโt Heโs lucky there are any bleeping chemicals left in the world after the amount he flings around that tat cave on the daily
I canโt Heโs lucky there are any bleeping chemicals left in the world after the amount he flings around that tat cave on the daily - Status