Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)

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Booboo76

What an absolute self serving prick, comes on to say happy birthday to his sister then waffles on about his insta journey for 4567899 mins, he infuriates me!
 
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Mrsh2019

Don’t forget kids, he’s done MANY wonderful things for businesses.
 
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Badaboom

NoodlesToodles said:
The amount of folk with no sense of humour 'in tears' or 'screaming' or ' laughing my head off' at masdam and his wee comment on that program is truly depressing! It's not that funny, he is not that funny
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I know! They must be the same people that spit coffee on their keyboards and have to pull over in their car if something ‘hilair’ comes on the radio.

He seems to repost every mention he is given, I might just mention him myself and see if I get posted too should be easy any pathetic weak compliment should do the trick.

cleaningupthecrap said:
So last night was a 'right off'

A RIGHT OFF.

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Him and his sleep, instead of moaning constantly why doesn’t he go out and get some fresh air and exercise. 200 steps a day around his hobbit flat is obviously not cutting it. It’s not rocket science! Also why you not back to work yet Melv?
 
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Poptart

My head this morning told me I did have too much lockdown gin which very much explains my bespoke feelings that hes not that bad. I have since listened to his waffle today about how he is a saviour of small businesses and reminded myself hes a boujee chemical infused wee div!
 
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Smirkymirky

Well if there were rankings for insta huns I'd say Martin would push his granny in front of a bus to save himself whereas some others would push her in front of a bus for free wax melts

Also still laughing at him congratulating the chaps on their colab with ava may hilarious.
 
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Kaydeelaydee

I've come to the conclusion that, like the newly acquired shelf book, his boujee wee set up with his herbs and spices must be yet another thing that's for display only in his gaff. Can't see him adding any herbs and spices to a rustlers burgers or any of the other pierce-film-lid-several-times dinners he has in there.

Wonder if he put use by dates on any of those wee labels, cos by the time they empty, it'll be as effective as adding dust to whatever he's cooking.
 
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Bluetomato

I thought I was the only one that thought this
 
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Swipeupguyzzz

aww ffs "Av dun many wunderful things for businesses" and I don't believe for a second we "don't really get to see them either" wee diddy shows us up his nose and down his bog daily. And fuck knows what "just irritateing" means, reiterating maybe but know knows with Marion. Would say hope she gives him a harder kick in future but az we aw know he wiznae built to break eh. So aye - me me me as per but happy brirthday sis
 
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ayeayecaptain

Oh i’ve no illusions about his nature. I’ve said before that one of his bitchy wee galpals keeps crossing my path through various situations & I can’t stand her. She’s nice once you get to know her apparantly - that’s clearly on her terms whether she wants to get to know you though
 
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Rocketllama

He really does think there’s no one else like him. The heid on him is unreal I’ve never seen someone that can turn every single situation into something about their self
 
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Laura VanderBooben


I agree. Think he acts "cute". When someone is being falsely nice then they'll be a complete sneak\bitch. I mean him deciding to no longer do a swipe up to a company during the pandemic (during a scary uncertain time for everyone) because they hiked the prices up confirmed this. Wasn't even by that much

https://giphy.com/W7kbgn48OLsXu
 
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Anti-influencer

One of my favourite things about this thread are the icons of oor Marjorie that some of you have gracing your profiles. Never fails to make me laugh and I love it when his bespoke wee face pops up on another thread unexpectedly to give me a chuckle xxx
 
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BoujeeBabe

Haha, I like that, too! I might be on the Grinch thread or in the Celeb forum and I see a few Melv profile pics and they make me smile!
 
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Rosetree

Where is peppergate in his highlights please?x
 
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