I thought something was off with the eye colour too
That fucking hairdo though. What the actual fuck.
I thought something was off with the eye colour tooHas he been photoshopping his eye colour or what?
Think it’s some kind of bespoke boujee home ice cream truck. That’s worrying if she is 17 thoughI couldn’t get my head round that photo. What are we looking at, it all seems out of scale. Also I thought his niece was about 17/18 (not sure) this looks like something for a six year old although to be fair I can’t actually work out what it is??
I thought the ice cream was ON the truck but it’s on a table and the truck on the floor? It’s honestly messing with my headThink it’s some kind of bespoke boujee home ice cream truck. That’s worrying if she is 17 though
Oh is she? Sorry, my mistake I thought she was older, I’ll let them off thenI don’t think his nieces are teenagers. I think they’re 6/7/8ish? Maybe ten at most! I properly laughed at out at “Daisy I’ve cream bar”
I think they are Daisy and Neve, but they are usually backwards on his storiesMore importantly, can anyone decipher from his hideous hand tattoos what his nieces names are!? From a certain angle one looks like it says Velcro but I’m guessing that’s not accurate
Where would you source that white paint they use to paint the white lines on a football pitch?Derek should be getting pampered
Someone living local-ish definitely needs to get outside their flat and wave a #FreeDerek placard or banner!
You are right! I've been following him and this thread since roughly the beginning of lockdown and he's given me plenty of much needed laughs !But he can be a bit of an idiot, like today, posting Derek basically has the shits! #FreeDerek and #FreeRayn So aye....
I was watching in horror, terrified one of the bespoke pamper booties would fall off. I loathe bare feet at the best of times but the idea of Mario’s give me the super fearYou spoke too soon - trotters are oot ma lovelie!!
He looks like a tobacco stained skunk!That fucking hairdo though. What the actual fuck.
I think most of this thread would. #freederekIf Derek needs a hand turfing the dwarf out, I’m more than willing to travel to Scotland and help him. Nothing would give me greater pleasure. He’s a nasty, selfish, greedy, piss taking Knob!!
So many of yezzz have been messaging me about why we both always have the shites.... well.... The Boujeee microwave has been set to the wrong setting by my spohnge and all the chemicals so the rustler burgers are still raw! soo... aye... av nothin else tae tell ye!How come the two of them are always getting the shits?
Wow
That’s a point, I bet the lid just lifts off and it isn’t a proper seal so he’s been having chewy cereal.I’m guessing his cereal dispenser (wtf?) has packed up then seen as he’s pouring cereal from the box. What a lovely waste of money. Either that or I’m guessing it’s that cheap and tacky it doesn’t keep the cereal fresh.
Apparently the cereal goes stale quickly and the dispenser crushes the cereal as it comes out. Definitely a waste of money.I’m guessing his cereal dispenser (wtf?) has packed up then seen as he’s pouring cereal from the box. What a lovely waste of money. Either that or I’m guessing it’s that cheap and tacky it doesn’t keep the cereal fresh.
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