Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !

[Babybail93]

Saw the Nathan Todd haircut and misshapen heid, and thought it wuz Mazda at first glance
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Max kicking off because they wouldn’t let him light a wax melt tae relax fae the flight.
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They thought he was drunk, but that’s just how he always speaks. Nae sense

 

[Ferguson]

Hopefully Jamie long short for James has told him to shut the duck up and now he's greetin like a wee witch.

 

[Madge2022]

Nah. Just a nurse. And in the case of the extraordinary bollocks I was an interested observer! Bollocks are nae ma passion

Ur youse mair a boaby wummin ma lovelie

 

[Licketyspit]

Dae ye think he ever lets loose, downs a bottle of Buckie and hus a wee kitchen disco calling Alexa a bleep, wae Wee Deek whos daen his martial art moves in time to the music like a character from Streetfighter? I think I would even bring ma ain criss and joose and sit oan his cling filmed work tops to see that.

 

[MacPishFlaps]

Fire up the dial up modem

Fire up the dial up. Thread title

 

[Licketyspit]

Fire up the dial up. Thread title

Used to hate that sound, screeching like nails doon a blackboard when you picked the phone up. I'd hear my brother's feet running across the flair upstairs to come doon and batter ye for cutting them aff their pcs, with the towers, which were the size of Mario's shower room.

 

[Madge2022]

Dae ye think he ever lets loose, downs a bottle of Buckie and hus a wee kitchen disco calling Alexa a bleep, wae Wee Deek whos daen his martial art moves in time to the music like a character from Streetfighter? I think I would even bring ma ain criss and joose and sit oan his cling filmed work tops to see that.

I'd pay good money to see that. It would be like Maureen and David from pyschoville. That might be my new names for them, same initials tae, also #iykyk #gtk

 

[AllieBee]

Dae ye think he ever lets loose, downs a bottle of Buckie and hus a wee kitchen disco calling Alexa a bleep, wae Wee Deek whos daen his martial art moves in time to the music like a character from Streetfighter? I think I would even bring ma ain criss and joose and sit oan his cling filmed work tops to see that.

Does Alexa work on dial up? Actually forget that, he's too poor to afford Alexa! And even if he did all he would ask it is Alexa, why does my hair stick up? Alexa, why am I such a bleep? Alexa, when does your willy grow? Alexa, why is my nose bigger than my willy?

 

[YR80]

“Alexa, I’ve cukooed my boyfriend for 15 10 8 years. Is his flat mine now?”

 

[Licketyspit]

"Alexa!! play Debbie Harris."
"ALEXA!! (shouting noo in rage, cos she disnae understand a word he says) ALEXA, YA bleep YE, PLAY DEBBIE HARRIS"

 

[Ferguson]

Where is the fat slag?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

"Alexa!! play Debbie Harris."
"ALEXA!! (shouting noo in rage, cos she disnae understand a word he says) ALEXA, YA bleep YE, PLAY DEBBIE HARRIS"

Aye, she's great to karate kick to!

 

[twilightgarden]

“Alexa play Tong Braxton”

 

[menopausalmargrit]

“Alexa play Tong Braxton”

SING IT HEN!!!

 

[GreaseSpot]

Wee Moanio stepping in at the end there in smug mode thinking 'that's ma boy' as he parades about in his knock offs. Sparks everywhere from polyester in the heat.
They were the days. Memories, these videos and so forth is all we have the nooo hens as he's gone AWOL.
Vest life has probably chucked him under a fly over on the M8 for dragging Sopha and Weeping Al (may he RIP) into his desperate ramblings.
Hard of real friends
Also

 

[Licketyspit]

Wee Moanio stepping in at the end there in smug mode thinking 'that's ma boy' as he parades about in his knock offs. Sparks everywhere from polyester in the heat.
They were the days. Memories, these videos and so forth is all we have the nooo hens as he's gone AWOL.
Vest life has probably chucked him under a fly over on the M8 for dragging Sopha and Weeping Al (may he RIP) into his desperate ramblings.
Hard of real friends
Also

It's the way he is like a wee helicopter maw with him, so infantilising but he's that daft he goes alang wae it. Like the way your wee Nana used to act wae ye roon aboot her pals, "Aye that's the wan ah wis telling you aboot, this is ma Susan, aye that's right, the wan wae the massive verruca"
Hope Deek knocks him oot his Nike 95's?? wan day.

 

[Noseybonk]

Alexa take me backkkkk

 

[AllieBee]

Pinched from a clever hen on another thread. Meet Sadsack from the Raggy Dolls. Who do you think they modelled Sadsack on?!

 

[Noseybonk]

Pinched from a clever hen on another thread. Meet Sadsack from the Raggy Dolls. Who do you think they modelled Sadsack on?!

If he was wearing Grinch PJs and a grey hoosecoat they could be twins

 

[Licketyspit]

If he was wearing Grinch PJs and a grey hoosecoat they could be twins

Swear if ma man came into bed wae Grich pyjamas on after taking off his oodie, you'd hear a sound like Microsoft shutting doon but it'd be ma cervix.